22nd December

[Whitebootman]

i'm sorry but ground regulations will simple not allow a goose to be taken into the lower bullens, live and on a leash or frozen.
maybe if on sandwiches or in snack form would be o.k. you could enquire at the turnstiles, i'm sure they'd be happy to have a gander.

Like your style.

 

[Hayee]

Depends. If Hibbert plays I'll put my usual bet on him to score.



Dont think they are as fussed with goose Reidy, its them bottle caps you have to watch.

I'll never forget Rooneys first return to Goodison, standing outside with a mate;

Steward: "You cant go in with the top on the bottle"
Mate: "FFS, Why? Your always bangin on about this. If I wanted to do some damage, i'd throw the f**king bottle"
Steward: *thinks* "......well in that case, drink the bottle outside here too"

we're allowed them too now, theyve finally realised that a bottle of pop or a 2p piece could do far more damage than a plastic lid!

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

we're allowed them too now, theyve finally realised that a bottle of pop or a 2p piece could do far more damage than a plastic lid!

who you calling a plastic lid.......lidette.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

we're allowed them too now, theyve finally realised that a bottle of pop or a 2p piece could do far more damage than a plastic lid!

Correction. You're allowed them because of your chest area.

Me, well.... they see a young scally who will launch a bottle cap at Drogbas head.

Dont mind smuggling in a bottle cap for me do you? - I'll let you pick the target....

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

you can take sipper bottles, and flasks.

now that would do drogba a misdemeanor, he could have a brew though.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Reidy your letting the ultas down here mate, our trademark weapon is a coke bottle top.

 

[Hayee]

Correction. You're allowed them because of your chest area.

Me, well.... they see a young scally who will launch a bottle cap at Drogbas head.

Dont mind smuggling in a bottle cap for me do you? - I'll let you pick the target....

bring a plastic bag full of them, i'll smuggle them in no probs for you, but if pete the big head steward asks...it wasnt me!

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

bring a plastic bag full of them, i'll smuggle them in no probs for you, but if pete the big head steward asks...it wasnt me!

pete's ok, wouldnt say he was big-headed at all.

 

[Hayee]

he's not big headed but his head is rather large nah he's awesome

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Reidy your letting the ultas down here mate, our trademark weapon is a coke bottle top.

Full of piss!!

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Sharpy dont give away what the mystery liquid is, we would no doubt have copycat imitations.

 

[Hayee]

sounds like festival bottle fights have come early this year
but i warn thee, i'll have no misbehaving in my bullens road stand!

 

[TsarDiniyar]

Nooooooooo you dont understand, the idea of taking the lid off you is so you cant throw a full bottle. Half of the contents will come out if there is no lid on it, causing less harm to didier.

 

[Hayee]

so take cling film
or a spare..
duh!

 

[Cahill's Metatarsal]

Nooooooooo you dont understand, the idea of taking the lid off you is so you cant throw a full bottle. Half of the contents will come out if there is no lid on it, causing less harm to didier.

Yep, instead of someone getting a weighty bottle of liquid painfully bounced off their head, a lot of people get wet but nobody gets hurt