4 lane motorways

Do you know how to correctly drive on a 4 line motorway?

  • 4th lane warrior because I drive an Audi/BMW/Tesla/Merc A class chap mobile

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Maybe it's because motorway driving isn't included in a driving test? People just don't get it ...
I can understand bad driving, some people just aren't as good at driving as other people but how dumb do you need to be to sit behind loads of slow moving cars when there's clearly 3 almost empty lanes to your left?
 


I do take satisfaction in moving out from the "slow lane" into the 3rd, to overtake the utter tool sat in lane 2 doing 60, then indicate clearly as I move past their front and back into the "slow lane" once past, just to drop a hint about the contempt I hold to the other human's suboptimal driving.

Then I allow myself a little smirk.
Didn't take much summoning...
 
Aren't most 4 lane stretches of motorway 'smart'?

I saw a sign for roadworks on the M5 the other day which boasted they were; "Installing New Emergency Areas" but shouldn't the sign have said; "Putting Back Emergency Areas We Stupidly And Selfishly Removed For Personal Financial Gain Before The Contracts Were Cancelled, Which Resulted In Injury And Death To People Who Otherwise Would Have Been Safe."
 
I do take satisfaction in moving out from the "slow lane" into the 3rd, to overtake the utter tool sat in lane 2 doing 60, then indicate clearly as I move past their front and back into the "slow lane" once past, just to drop a hint about the contempt I hold to the other human's suboptimal driving.

Then I allow myself a little smirk.
I show my contempt by indicating to overtake but refusing to do so as I move back to where they should be ...
 
Aren't most 4 lane stretches of motorway 'smart'?

I saw a sign for roadworks on the M5 the other day which boasted they were; "Installing New Emergency Areas" but shouldn't the sign have said; "Putting Back Emergency Areas We Stupidly And Selfishly Removed For Personal Financial Gain Before The Contracts Were Cancelled, Which Resulted In Injury And Death To People Who Otherwise Would Have Been Safe."

Spot on mate.

I broke down on a “ smart motorway “ a few years back with my lad in the van with me.

It’s an incredibly scary experience. The feeling of shear panic you experience when you realise where you’re about to stop.

I made the informed decision, that it was better to wreck the engine and try to get to the nearest lay-by, rather than stay where we were.
 

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