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4 Things In Football That Need To Be Jibbed, 1 Thing That Should Be in Football...
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bluejock
Boss coat aficionado
My pet hate. I even hate the slightly funny ones now because of the deluge of "We know what we/you/they are..."
tsubaki
Player Valuation: £90m
jib
1) drums in the crowd and the cretins that wield them
2) FM 2013, which is about 10% as good as 2012 was
3) "expert" former players infesting almost all tv programmes about football
4) anyone who uses the word "investment" when talking about premier league football
non-jib
1) the ECWC, or rather the old European system of European Cup, UEFA Cup and ECWC
1) drums in the crowd and the cretins that wield them
2) FM 2013, which is about 10% as good as 2012 was
3) "expert" former players infesting almost all tv programmes about football
4) anyone who uses the word "investment" when talking about premier league football
non-jib
1) the ECWC, or rather the old European system of European Cup, UEFA Cup and ECWC
roydo
in memoriam - 1965-2024
Out. (That what jibbed means right?)
1. "wacky" goal celebrations, especially rocking an imaginary baby.
2. luminous away kits. I mean, why? FFS.
3. fans wearing a team shirt other than at the match.
4. group stages of CL. In general, yawwwwwwn.
Keep.
Evening games under lights. The best.
Should be in footie.
Refs explaining decisions post match
1. "wacky" goal celebrations, especially rocking an imaginary baby.
2. luminous away kits. I mean, why? FFS.
3. fans wearing a team shirt other than at the match.
4. group stages of CL. In general, yawwwwwwn.
Keep.
Evening games under lights. The best.
Should be in footie.
Refs explaining decisions post match
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Guest
Wtf is sloop John b?
Beach Boys song.
Pretty much every annoying football chant is to that tune "we've won it five times", " we want to go home", "we know what you are", " we do what we want", " he scores when he wants" etc etc.
I think it's something to do with his fade being dub.
bluejock
Boss coat aficionado
Out
The common media perception of Harry Redknapp as a wheeler dealer as opposed to just a melted face, tax dodging [Poor language removed].
Kopites on MOTD. It'll be the winner of this thread like but it's true. They serve utterly no purpose> Even Owen, Kopite for the next generation is rancid at summarising. Give me Dion Dublin and Robbie Savage any day.
"There will be a minimum of **** minutes of injury time. " Don't tell us, keep it a surprise.
Platini. A crooked [Poor language removed] of the Blatter school if ever there was one. Desperately trying to sell football to the highest bidder and who gives a [Poor language removed] what the common fan thinks.
In
Female officials. They're sh*te like but I'd finger Sian Massey.
The common media perception of Harry Redknapp as a wheeler dealer as opposed to just a melted face, tax dodging [Poor language removed].
Kopites on MOTD. It'll be the winner of this thread like but it's true. They serve utterly no purpose> Even Owen, Kopite for the next generation is rancid at summarising. Give me Dion Dublin and Robbie Savage any day.
"There will be a minimum of **** minutes of injury time. " Don't tell us, keep it a surprise.
Platini. A crooked [Poor language removed] of the Blatter school if ever there was one. Desperately trying to sell football to the highest bidder and who gives a [Poor language removed] what the common fan thinks.
In
Female officials. They're sh*te like but I'd finger Sian Massey.
bluejock
Boss coat aficionado
Out
The common media perception of Harry Redknapp as a wheeler dealer as opposed to just a melted face, tax dodging [Poor language removed].
Kopites on MOTD. It'll be the winner of this thread like but it's true. They serve utterly no purpose> Even Owen, Kopite for the next generation is rancid at summarising. Give me Dion Dublin and Robbie Savage any day.
"There will be a minimum of **** minutes of injury time. " Don't tell us, keep it a surprise.
Platini. A crooked [Poor language removed] of the Blatter school if ever there was one. Desperately trying to sell football to the highest bidder and who gives a [Poor language removed] what the common fan thinks.
In
Female officials. They're sh*te like but I'd finger Sian Massey.
The common media perception of Harry Redknapp as a wheeler dealer as opposed to just a melted face, tax dodging [Poor language removed].
Kopites on MOTD. It'll be the winner of this thread like but it's true. They serve utterly no purpose> Even Owen, Kopite for the next generation is rancid at summarising. Give me Dion Dublin and Robbie Savage any day.
"There will be a minimum of **** minutes of injury time. " Don't tell us, keep it a surprise.
Platini. A crooked [Poor language removed] of the Blatter school if ever there was one. Desperately trying to sell football to the highest bidder and who gives a [Poor language removed] what the common fan thinks.
In
Female officials. They're sh*te like but I'd finger Sian Massey.
You're a wild one, like.
noharmdone
Requested to be banned
Cena
Player Valuation: £70m
That's Big John C
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