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4 Things In Football That Need To Be Jibbed, 1 Thing That Should Be in Football...

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Player Valuation: £70m
JIBBED

1) Sloop John B Chants of any variant

2) Sky Sports News/Jim White on "Transfer Deadline Day"

3) After goal music

4) The England Supporters Band


SHOULD

1) The European Cup Winners Cup
 
jib

1) drums in the crowd and the cretins that wield them
2) FM 2013, which is about 10% as good as 2012 was
3) "expert" former players infesting almost all tv programmes about football
4) anyone who uses the word "investment" when talking about premier league football

non-jib

1) the ECWC, or rather the old European system of European Cup, UEFA Cup and ECWC
 
JIBBED

1 - Music after a home goal

2 - Insane squad numbers

3 - Transfer windows

4 - Ex Liverpool players as pundits as they aren't relevant anymore

Keepsies

1 - pies
 
Out. (That what jibbed means right?)

1. "wacky" goal celebrations, especially rocking an imaginary baby.
2. luminous away kits. I mean, why? FFS.
3. fans wearing a team shirt other than at the match.
4. group stages of CL. In general, yawwwwwwn.

Keep.

Evening games under lights. The best.

Should be in footie.

Refs explaining decisions post match
 

Jib:

Europa League
Defenders being allowed to put their arms round attackers at set pieces
OTT stadium announcers
Important FA cup games on ESPN

Should

Appeal 2nd yellow if you get sent off for it.
 
Out

The common media perception of Harry Redknapp as a wheeler dealer as opposed to just a melted face, tax dodging [Poor language removed].

Kopites on MOTD. It'll be the winner of this thread like but it's true. They serve utterly no purpose> Even Owen, Kopite for the next generation is rancid at summarising. Give me Dion Dublin and Robbie Savage any day.

"There will be a minimum of **** minutes of injury time. " Don't tell us, keep it a surprise.

Platini. A crooked [Poor language removed] of the Blatter school if ever there was one. Desperately trying to sell football to the highest bidder and who gives a [Poor language removed] what the common fan thinks.

In

Female officials. They're sh*te like but I'd finger Sian Massey.
 

Out

The common media perception of Harry Redknapp as a wheeler dealer as opposed to just a melted face, tax dodging [Poor language removed].

Kopites on MOTD. It'll be the winner of this thread like but it's true. They serve utterly no purpose> Even Owen, Kopite for the next generation is rancid at summarising. Give me Dion Dublin and Robbie Savage any day.

"There will be a minimum of **** minutes of injury time. " Don't tell us, keep it a surprise.

Platini. A crooked [Poor language removed] of the Blatter school if ever there was one. Desperately trying to sell football to the highest bidder and who gives a [Poor language removed] what the common fan thinks.

In

Female officials. They're sh*te like but I'd finger Sian Massey.
 
Jockers.

I was having a full blown arguement about Redknapp today.

My mate rates him and is certain he will save QPR. I ew him out of the water.

And emailed him about 30 times with the words ; ' HE KILLED POMPEY'
 

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