47 people I’d like to slap

[Bazlar]

Everyone at Boris Johnsons' party

 

[Goodison87]

But if you think about it, without him all the kopites would be Everton fans. He deserves a posthumous knighthood for keeping them separate from us

Had this debate many times and with my RS brother however the best outcome would have been for them to never come into existence. I just hope that in some utopian parallel universe, that’s the case.

 

[Goodison87]

Everyone at Boris Johnsons' party

Including the political one!!

 

[PKwalnuts]

Mrs Brown

 

[WilliamPerry]

1. Jim White
2. john bishop
3. Johnny vegas
4. Micah Richards
5. Martin Tyler
6. Jimmy Corkhill
7. jacky corkhill
8. tin head
9. Jamie Webster
10. the milky bar flid off red men tv or andield wrap
11. The ‘mum mum they scored mum‘ kopite
12. kenwright
13. Lee Butler
14. Moshiri
15. My arl fella
16. my next door neighbour
17. anyone on an e scooter on the pavement
18. any scouser who calls me ‘bro’
19. The Lidl check out beaut who throws the shopping at me
20. anyone who calls the Winslow pub ‘the wilmslow’
21. the staff in the kurdina restaurant in the vale
22. mr tumble
23. ant
24. dec
25. Danny Murphy
26. John Aldridge
27. Holgate
28. Tom Davies
29. Delph
30. Phil Thompson
31. John may
32. Robert Smith of the BBBoC
27. the fell from virgin I spoke to earlier
28. Kurt zouma’s brother
29. kurt zouma
30. Robert Earl
31. Paul Gregg
32. Phillip Green
33. Clattenburg
34. Roberto Martinez
35. koeman
36. Steve Walsh
37. franny Jeffers
38. Mike Graham
39. Porky parry
40. Danny Murphy ( I want to slap him twice)
41. Benitez
42. Ashley Williams
43. Cenk Tosun
44. my old maths teacher
45. My old year head
46. The fella who ran over my foot
47. Yer Ma

 

[summerisle]

Everyone at Boris Johnsons' party

*parties.

 

[coollino]

Ed Sheeran is on the list, as is Jamie Oliver.

any excuse to post this (make sure you all watch until at least the 3rd min please):

 

[bcblue1878]

1. Jim White
2. john bishop
3. Johnny vegas
4. Micah Richards
5. Martin Tyler
6. Jimmy Corkhill
7. jacky corkhill
8. tin head
9. Jamie Webster
10. the milky bar flid off red men tv or andield wrap
11. The ‘mum mum they scored mum‘ kopite
12. kenwright
13. Lee Butler
14. Moshiri
15. My arl fella
16. my next door neighbour
17. anyone on an e scooter on the pavement
18. any scouser who calls me ‘bro’
19. The Lidl check out beaut who throws the shopping at me
20. anyone who calls the Winslow pub ‘the wilmslow’
21. the staff in the kurdina restaurant in the vale
22. mr tumble
23. ant
24. dec
25. Danny Murphy
26. John Aldridge
27. Holgate
28. Tom Davies
29. Delph
30. Phil Thompson
31. John may
32. Robert Smith of the BBBoC
27. the fell from virgin I spoke to earlier
28. Kurt zouma’s brother
29. kurt zouma
30. Robert Earl
31. Paul Gregg
32. Phillip Green
33. Clattenburg
34. Roberto Martinez
35. koeman
36. Steve Walsh
37. franny Jeffers
38. Mike Graham
39. Porky parry
40. Danny Murphy ( I want to slap him twice)
41. Benitez
42. Ashley Williams
43. Cenk Tosun
44. my old maths teacher
45. My old year head
46. The fella who ran over my foot
47. Yer Ma

?????

 

[summerisle]

1. Jim White
2. john bishop
3. Johnny vegas
4. Micah Richards
5. Martin Tyler
6. Jimmy Corkhill
7. jacky corkhill
8. tin head
9. Jamie Webster
10. the milky bar flid off red men tv or andield wrap
11. The ‘mum mum they scored mum‘ kopite
12. kenwright
13. Lee Butler
14. Moshiri
15. My arl fella
16. my next door neighbour
17. anyone on an e scooter on the pavement
18. any scouser who calls me ‘bro’
19. The Lidl check out beaut who throws the shopping at me
20. anyone who calls the Winslow pub ‘the wilmslow’
21. the staff in the kurdina restaurant in the vale
22. mr tumble
23. ant
24. dec
25. Danny Murphy
26. John Aldridge
27. Holgate
28. Tom Davies
29. Delph
30. Phil Thompson
31. John may
32. Robert Smith of the BBBoC
27. the fell from virgin I spoke to earlier
28. Kurt zouma’s brother
29. kurt zouma
30. Robert Earl
31. Paul Gregg
32. Phillip Green
33. Clattenburg
34. Roberto Martinez
35. koeman
36. Steve Walsh
37. franny Jeffers
38. Mike Graham
39. Porky parry
40. Danny Murphy ( I want to slap him twice)
41. Benitez
42. Ashley Williams
43. Cenk Tosun
44. my old maths teacher
45. My old year head
46. The fella who ran over my foot
47. Yer Ma

Just reminded me of :

 

[Rich1878]

1. Jim White
2. john bishop
3. Johnny vegas
4. Micah Richards
5. Martin Tyler
6. Jimmy Corkhill
7. jacky corkhill
8. tin head
9. Jamie Webster
10. the milky bar flid off red men tv or andield wrap
11. The ‘mum mum they scored mum‘ kopite
12. kenwright
13. Lee Butler
14. Moshiri
15. My arl fella
16. my next door neighbour
17. anyone on an e scooter on the pavement
18. any scouser who calls me ‘bro’
19. The Lidl check out beaut who throws the shopping at me
20. anyone who calls the Winslow pub ‘the wilmslow’
21. the staff in the kurdina restaurant in the vale
22. mr tumble
23. ant
24. dec
25. Danny Murphy
26. John Aldridge
27. Holgate
28. Tom Davies
29. Delph
30. Phil Thompson
31. John may
32. Robert Smith of the BBBoC
27. the fell from virgin I spoke to earlier
28. Kurt zouma’s brother
29. kurt zouma
30. Robert Earl
31. Paul Gregg
32. Phillip Green
33. Clattenburg
34. Roberto Martinez
35. koeman
36. Steve Walsh
37. franny Jeffers
38. Mike Graham
39. Porky parry
40. Danny Murphy ( I want to slap him twice)
41. Benitez
42. Ashley Williams
43. Cenk Tosun
44. my old maths teacher
45. My old year head
46. The fella who ran over my foot
47. Yer Ma

John Bishop ! More of a solid back hander though

 

[Nightman]

Michael Buble
Conor McGregor
Cressida Dlck

 

[WilliamPerry]

John Bishop ! More of a solid back hander though

When I say slap I actually mean Chin

 

[AndyC]

Myself when I read back the absolute tosh I post.

Are you in the queue ?

 

[malfosse]

Before I answer I need to ask something.

How many do we have in our squad?

 

[Simon Buttle]

John Bishop ! More of a solid back hander though

I really can't stand Bishop, Id be hard pushed not to make it a headbutt tbh.