4pm announcement Barkley Signs new 4 year deal [Dont post GIFS]

[orchard]

I don't think Lukaku will make an appearance.
It's not the done thing is it? New players don't just appear, they're announced and there's pics of them signing and holding shirts etc.

Don't forget we've got a theatrical genius as an overlord - Samaras' probably going to jump out of a cake, or something, and kick Ross onto a Death-Slide to Analfield

 

[FTY]

I'm actually really glad they said it wasn't Lukaku.

Can you imagine the fume on here come 4 o'clock if the hadn't?

 

[Bungle]

I've just got the feeling that a massive fume is on it's way later.

Prove me wrong Everton. Please.

Every single thread in the Everton Forum is getting hit with violent gifs if it's a let down, if it's not good news then ban me instantly, ironically make it 48 hours.

 

[Roztitute]

They are aren't they? After the countdown runs down it's just gonna cut to an empty room with massive cardboard letters saying 'LOL' isn't it?

10 year extension of the Kitbag deal

 

[toffeejack]

think someone should russle up a poll to see what people's guess is


please, nobody create a poll

 

[sw blue]

Cahill returning as our new number 9!

 

[Verbal Kint]

Sky sources now saying Everton are nearing a deal for Lukaku.

They really haven't a clue, we have them snookered.if footballclubs played hide and seek we would be the club still playing when everyone else had gone home.

Tell them f all

 

[formerly manx toffee]

Yeah I don't like the countdown thing. Sky p!ssing around is one thing. Everton screening the press conference live is another entirely. I am going to be quiet for a bit now....

 

[Fensta]

Prolly the 3rd kit announcement or something equally dull.

 

[pablo 1878]

that'll save him from moving house.

What you did there.

I saw it.

 

[Khalekan]

There's a countdown from Everton for 4pm for this ... And we'll still be late.

So this drama is emanating from Everton, then.

Oh boy....this is going to be good....

 

[Shibbywiggles]

I reckon it will probably be Barkley and McCarthy contract extensions whilst Lukaku parachuted in to sign a contract as Leighton Baines busts out a mind blowing guitar solo. Then Kenwright rides in topless on a white steed and announces he sold the club to an uber rich scouser called Everton Richasfuk who's main priority is going back in time to sign Riquelme.

Probably.

 

[Bungle]

10 year extension of the Kitbag deal

 

[Khalekan]

Well there's a countdown on our website, so... http://www.evertonfc.com/live

Cheers

 

[EFCPaul]

The bogs at Goodison have been restored to their pre-2013 state?