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5 Things You Hate About Football

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GhostOfDixie

GhostOfDixie

Player Valuation: £70m
1. The way players will fall to the ground to gain an advantage even though if they had stayed on their feet there would have been a chance at goal.

2. The way players writhe around in agony for **** all and then act all hard throughout the season.

3. The way ref's clearly can't see when a player has conned them.

4. The way coach's think that making a sub is running down the clock, when your supposed to add on 30 seconds for each sub.

5. The way players wear scarves and gloves - even during the summer months, yes Rooney I am looking at you.
 

In no particular order...

1. DIVING!

2. Players falling down injured and rolling around half a dozen times.

3. The standard of most Premier League referees!

4. Having arguments over the footy with people who clearly don't know their arse from their elbow (idiots!)

5. Players who do not give 100% effort - they are being paid 100k a week ffs!
 
Phil Neville Superstar said:
In no particular order...

1. DIVING!

2. Players falling down injured and rolling around half a dozen times.

3. The standard of most Premier League referees!

4. Having arguments over the footy with people who clearly don't know their arse from their elbow (idiots!)

5. Players who do not give 100% effort - they are being paid 100k a week ffs!
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No.4 mate, I'm with you all the way there. Me I have extensive knowledge on both arses and elbows and for our American cousins, I majored in arse and elbows.

;)
 

Middle class invasion of our working class game

Football clubs dragged into every non-football story/dimension (local papers with: "He [gangland killer/kidnapped person/candidate for parliament] is a fervent Everton/Liverpool supporter")

Commentators with loads of well rehearsed puns and anecdotes (yes you Tyldsley/Champion/Pearce you gobsh1tes)

Newcastle United

Newcastle United
 
1 : Players, managers but mainly fans moaning about referees. Its like every decision that goes against their team is wrong and every ref is [Poor language removed].

2 : Stupid dumb over the top rivalry between fans. Basically when it becomes abusive and hateful.

3 : Arguments about who are a "big" team or not. Ridiculous and childish.

4 : ****** commentators.

5 : Players who act like tarts.
 
1- Steven gerrard

2- Fans who cling on to meaningless history (yes saints fans I know you were in the cup final a few years back...they'll be going on about the johnstones paint pot cup thing for years down here too I swear it)

3- wobbly redknapp

4- Clive tyldsley

5- the way Roy keane has Made my dads whole season really rubbish. (big tractor boy my old man, massivley hates keane)
 

The Media hype surrounding PL players - so much so....that they truly believe their own press

Alan Green

The move away from Saturday 3pm kick-offs - see sky sports

The sports press - complete bunch of dickheads who know f-all about the game and live in Basildon

Sky sports - a complete assembly of tossers
 

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