5 Things You Hate About Football

[ijjysmith]

If you were in the woods, what would your favourite tree be?

Conker

 

[TX Bill]

1) Diving

2) Inconsistent way that the FA treat the big three and the way they treat the rest of the clubs

3) Lack of video replay to punish diving and cheating

4) Related to #2, the way Wolves were given a fine for fielding an understrength team. Who the F&*K do the FA think they are?

5) The media/journos that come up with rubbish and think that it's "journalism"

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

1. The way a player goes down cos basically he's been mugged and lost posession and then stays down and you are expected to put the ball out for him to get treatment, you don't so the ref blows up & then no treatment is needed so he doesn't even need to leave the pitch.

2. the way players have to leave the pitch after treatment even though they are then fine, but can't come back on until the next break in play, which means your centre-forward may be off while a free-kick is being taken, or even your free kick taker.

3. howard webb.

4. 2nd rate foreign imports diluting our league, there are enough 2nd rate players here without needing to buy them from abroad.

5. uefa/ fifa

 

[MapleLeafEvertonian]

1. The way some fella from Dubai can make a club into champion league contenders by just spending more money than the taxman has. Then the fans of sed club justify that they deserve it because their club has been [Poor language removed] for most of its existence.
2.Already ready mentioned-Video technology Every other sport has it except for the biggest sport in the world.
3.How players and fans of clubs that have been deducted points due to adminstration, say that they don't deserve it. Trying to play the victim- They fully deserve it.
4.The way that Canada, can produce a world class hockey team (Its main sport) with a population of 33 million. And yet England with their main sport football and a population of 61 million, still consider Gary Neville as a right-back option for the world cup.
5.Liverpool fc. Even if i wasn't a blue, they would still do my head in.

 

[chicoazul]

Have to say, nice list of 5 Ghostos. Good work.

 

[KelseyGrammer-Beast-SuitsBlue]

#1: Quiltish fans making a mockery of historic and valued ancestry.
#1: Quiltish forum members banding together to enforce a 'party line'.
#1: The sheer arrogance and hypocrisy of football on the field and off it.
#1: The press regards football.
#1: Quiltish, lentil dragging, so-called- supporters, mincing it up, making no point at all, just pretending, so they can look cool. (Walking Vomit!)

 

[chicoazul]

What's this party line, do you snort it?

heads to the bogs*

 

[KelseyGrammer-Beast-SuitsBlue]

What's this party line, do you snort it?

heads to the bogs*

You don't need the offer of any line to head to the corn-holers. And if you can't tell who the party are, and what their agenda is, then lucky lucky you.

 

[chicoazul]

You don't need the offer of any line to head to the corn-holers. And if you can't tell who the party are, and what their agenda is, then lucky lucky you.

Dude, I miss all this stuff, it happens under my nose (pun intended) and I just don't see it.

 

[coyney]

1. The way players will fall to the ground to gain an advantage even though if they had stayed on their feet there would have been a chance at goal.

2. The way players writhe around in agony for **** all and then act all hard throughout the season.

3. The way ref's clearly can't see when a player has conned them.

4. The way coach's think that making a sub is running down the clock, when your supposed to add on 30 seconds for each sub.

5. The way players wear scarves and gloves - even during the summer months, yes Rooney I am looking at you.

I agree with all your list Nick but would add close season Ihate it

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

has anyone mentioned players wages yet ?

& Greedy Agents ?

 

[TX Bill]

The yellow card offense for taking off your shirt after scoring.

Honestly. Who thought this one up? They need to be sacked.

 

[Nordecke]

1: Diving! <-- This has to stop, Blatant Cheating!!!

2: Time Wasting <-- I want to rip the heart out of GK's who waste time

Thats about it really, but since you asked for 5 I will throw something up..

3: RS

4: Attempting to explain/ convert Americans, attempting to change their outlook on football

5: Pretending to be hurt pisses me off.. (Cheating)

 

[Nordecke]

has anyone mentioned players wages yet ?

& Greedy Agents ?

Salary Cap would solve that issue and save the game in the long run..

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Salary Cap would solve that issue and save the game in the long run..

envelopes, lots of brown ones would bypass that issue, players would become self employed or something and clubs would be putting relatives on the payroll with non existent jobs to get around it.