Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Why not? If it's retrospective for this season. Then we can spend spend spend like a crazy oligarch fronted by an oddball accountant.Looking at their ponzi being exposed at other businesses in their portfolio means it might be a lucky escape not getting the deal done for Everton.
If Everton win Saturday then it might even be feasible to take the minus nine for administration and clear the liabilities for whoever takes us over so that money can go on making us better.
I am joking about the above bit lads.