Zezti
Player Valuation: £70m
Speaking from experience lad?Well, he is an accountant after all.
And believe you me, the stereotype that accountants are the most boring and uninteresting people is a fallacy.
He's probably balls deep in a BDSM bi-sexual, bi-species orgy, snorting beak off of a ladyboy's arse crack whilst getting pegged as we speak.
AKA: 'The Double Entry System'.