82 and up for it

[COYBL25]

That’s taken from the readers letters page on @ForeverBlue92 patreon account.

 

[Old Blue 2]

Amazing

Yes, laughing is amazing, isn't it?

Note to self: Stop taking the piss out of others...

 

[john jako]

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Yes, laughing is amazing, isn't it?

Note to self: Stop taking the piss out of others...

Don’t let these lads get to you OB. Clearly some of them have nothing better to do

 

[Goat]

Don’t let these lads get to you OB. Clearly some of them have nothing better to do

Nobody who posts on here has anything better to do.

I mean, name something better?

 

[magicjuan]

Any advice on cleaning up when a pensioner soils himself

 

[Littlesue]

Can anyone relate?

‘I’m 82 and up for it – so why will nobody date me?’

Rachel Johnson advises a man in his 80s who is still full of life and offers suggestions to a man who is insecure about his body

www.telegraph.co.uk

Fancy wanting a new relationship at 82.

 

[Connor mcloud]

Any advice on cleaning up when a pensioner soils himself

I usually jump in the shower

 

[canuckblue]

Fancy wanting a new relationship at 82.

Would 69 be better?

 

[Littlesue]

Would 69 be better?

Still too old!

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Nobody who posts on here has anything better to do.

I mean, name something better?

After spending the last half hour cleaning an 11 month old with diarrhoea in the shower I’m inclined to disagree

 

[Goat]

After spending the last half hour cleaning an 11 month old with diarrhoea in the shower I’m inclined to disagree

You know its never ending, right?

When I was a young Father I always thought, its a hard slog for 18 years then they pee off somewhere and you get your life back.

But no, sometimes they leave, then they come back, like a wrecking ball, sometimes they leave, but then they bring you back Grandchildren, then no doubt more Grandchildren and you aint a young man any more, so kids are HARD as you get older.

And then you die, the sweet slow release of death.

Kids hey, "best thing you ever do".

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

You don't know when you're having the piss taken out of you.

I'm laughing at you here in front of my PC.

Anyway, enough of your idiotic attempt at banter, I'm back to writing, something that you obviously cannot do...

Responding to something written with the bolded bit. Astonishing.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

You know its never ending, right?

When I was a young Father I always thought, its a hard slog for 18 years then they pee off somewhere and you get your life back.

But no, sometimes they leave, then they come back, like a wrecking ball, sometimes they leave, but then they bring you back Grandchildren, then no doubt more Grandchildren and you aint a young man any more, so kids are HARD as you get older.

And then you die, the sweet slow release of death.

Kids hey, "best thing you ever do".

Thank you

 

[Goat]

Thank you

All joking apart, they really are the best thing you can do.

Enjoy and savour every second, even cleaning the poo in the shower, time is fleeting.