A strategic review of the club going forward

[allen]

Moving Forward >>>>

1) Appoint Diego Simeone 2) Establish an academy in North America, South America, Africa, Asia, and Europe to capture the next Haarland 3) Ban Pink as our away strip...should be Amber ALWAYS 4) Sign Mitrovich and Barkley. 5) Make sure BMD pitch is the same size as Goodison Park

www.grandoldteam.com

This effort was magnifique!

Are we going to be treated to a revised one of these every summer until all of Edward’s demands are met?

 

[Goat]

Are we going to be treated to a revised one of these every summer until all of Edward’s demands are met?

We all hope so.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Are we going to be treated to a revised one of these every summer until all of Edward’s demands are met?

We all hope so.

Sometimes my work just gets done for me. Bravo.

 

[Toffeeslam]

Are we going to be treated to a revised one of these every summer until all of Edward’s demands are met?

It’s like a ransom note

Wonder what happens if he doesn’t get what he wants

 

[Rita_Poon]

"my golden mile vision"

The revolution will not be televised!

 

[BlueStevie35]

It’s like a ransom note

Wonder what happens if he doesn’t get what he wants

Hopefully does enough coke that he does something truely stupid

 

[Matelot]

It’s moot, not mute.

 

[Toffeeslam]

Hopefully does enough coke that he does something truely stupid

Knowing our luck his on the Pepsi

 

[Milkman]

Nothing better than an Eddie Crompton thread/manifesto

 

[edwardcrompton]

1. YES
2. NO
3. NO
4. Dont care
5. NO
6. NO
7. YES
8. NO
9. YES
10. NO

Why have you no no,d the other points?

 

[Rita_Poon]

 

[Goat]

Why have you no no,d the other points?

Cos the majority of them are ramblings of a mad man Eddie.

Golden mile? No Eddie, no.

 

[allen]

Why have you no no,d the other points?

I think people tend to use the word ‘no’ when they disagree.

 

[matty1878]

1. Ditch Castore...appoint Robe di Kappa or Ennerre
2. Appoint a world class manager...someone like Diego Simeone (we appointed Carlo, so the argument that we can't appoint Diego is mute)
3. Keep Goodison Park as a listed historical building and allow the EFC women to showcase their goods there
4. Ban Jim Ratcliffe and all Man Utd executives from Goodison Park and BMD...we are the bosses now
5. Create a Golden mile between Goodison Park and BMD...this can be accomplished by demanding that the EFC womens team kick off on Saturday/Sunday mornings thus allowing fans to attend two games on the same day thus creating a Super Saturday/Sunday EFC experience
6. Enter into discussions with Peel holdings immediately and start swallowing them up eventually allowing EFC to control the North End of the City
7. Appoint a world class shirt sponsor such as Toyota...appoint a world class sleeve sponsor such as Gulf oil
8. Create an Everton Constitution...NSNO, always amber as an away shirt (they can mix and match the 3rd kit NEA)...etc, please add any other suggestions here
9. Set up scouting academies in North America, South America, Africa and Asia
10. Conduct a review of the current projected capacity of BMD at once as it clearly will not be adequate enough to cope with demand...my concerns are that it will not be able to be expanded given the current design, especially when you incorporate my 'Golden mile' vision

11. get to bed

 

[scousehouse06]

Cos the majority of them are ramblings of a mad man Eddie.

Golden mile? No Eddie, no.

I'm from Goodison so wouldn't mind a golden mile as long as new pubs get build all the way to the kappa cauldron