2024/25 Abdoulaye Doucoure

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Abdoulaye Doucoure - 2024/25 Player Performance Thread

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[Neiler]

Eh?

 

[chicoazul]

This is my prediction for thread of the season. The boo boys need a new victim to hate on and deflect their fat self loathing onto.

This season is Doucoure.

 

[Goat]

20+ goals this season.

 

[chicoazul]

Everton fans are the worst.

 

[DualityNSNO]

This is my prediction for thread of the season. The boo boys need a new victim to hate on and deflect their fat self loathing onto.

This season is Doucoure.

New?

 

[Sharpattack]

Everton fans are the worst.

Yeah, they expect players to live up to the club motto. Who the hell do they think they are?

 

[chicoazul]

Yeah, they expect players to live up to the club motto. Who the hell do they think they are?

Sharpo!

 

[efcste97]

This is my prediction for thread of the season. The boo boys need a new victim to hate on and deflect their fat self loathing onto.

This season is Doucoure.

I'm alright with him playing deeper but I can't be doing with another season of him playing behind the striker

 

[john jako]

This is my prediction for thread of the season. The boo boys need a new victim to hate on and deflect their fat self loathing onto.

This season is Doucoure.

Think he’s to much of an easy target.

I suspect the real hatred will head towards McNeil and Harrison.

Possible more scenes of yoofs chasing them down goodison road.

 

[DualityNSNO]

2022/23 - Abdoulaye Doucouré

One Hundred And Sixty Five Thousand Pounds A Week

www.grandoldteam.com

Never forget this 100% accurate true gem of a description by @Clarky cat

 

[hippopotamus]

The only Everton player I hate is Maupay. Doucoure is terrible at football though. If he had not 3 lungs, he would be fortunate to play in League One.

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Get the distinct feeling that he'll be a starter for the first half of the season with a view to being phased out over time, likely by Ndiaye.

Still think he can do a job - he just has a glaring weakness in his actual footballing ability for a dude who plays in the 'number 10' role..

 

[No Alla Violenza]

I love the guy

 

[HalfTimeSayers]

Get the distinct feeling that he'll be a starter for the first half of the season with a view to being phased out over time, likely by Ndiaye.

Sounds about right. Although Ndiaye has a lot of games and goals under hiss belt. I’d hope that phasing in is very very quick, as soon as Doucs has a niggle.

Doucoure has been important for our survival, and has certainly given his all. But sadly he looks, runs, and controls a ball like he is 6ft8, when he’s not even 6ft.