Abstinence

[tezzathelezza]

Right, my bird has gone away to sunnier pastures for a week, and am in no doubt that am gonna be frustruated till she gets back. But frustation has been a theme all summer long for us blues, and am now going to make a stand.

Until we sign somebody, (or the other half gets back from her jollys) am gonna have to abstain from self satisfaction. Thats a maximum of 1 week!!

So, I have made my pledge. Whats yours???

 

[SuitsBlue]

save up and give her a big dose of what shes missed when she gets back.

 

[tezzathelezza]

Suits, in the past i have not liked what you have posted. But in this occasion, unless we sign sombody..................the bitch will drown!

 

[SuitsBlue]

Suits, in the past i have not liked what you have posted. But in this occasion, unless we sign sombody..................the bitch will drown!

careful of the pressure, you might take her head off.

 

[tezzathelezza]

enough of my ejaculate. What are you gonna abstain from suits?

 

[SuitsBlue]

being a **** for about 5 seconds.

 

[coyney]

being a **** for about 5 seconds.

That would be the biggest sacrifice in the history of this site

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

I PREDICT YOU'LL AWAKE TO A MESSY DUVET BY THURSDAY, KNOCK ONE OUT BEFORE YOU START GETTING ANXIOUS

 

[Neiler]

I tired, never worked theres just to many of them!

 

[Vim Fuego]

Get yourself a pound of pigs liver, an empty orange juice carton, stuff the liver inside it and ride the arse off it.

 

[tezzathelezza]

Get yourself a pound of pigs liver, an empty orange juice carton, stuff the liver inside it and ride the arse off it.

Jim, ive tried that. But i used an old Nescafe jar and banged it in the microwave 30 secs. Ya gotta love the liver

 

[chicoazul]

Wheres your bird tezza?

prepares to prey on insecurities*

 

[tezzathelezza]

Cape Verdi Islands! :huh: Thats what i thought.
Where the Fooks that like?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

where blokes are hung like donkeys and birds are forbidden to wear clothes......thats where.

 

[chicoazul]

I nearly worked there, off the coast of Senegal - up and coming place being labelled as the new Canaries.

Voted no. 2 most seductive race of alpha males in the world.

In summary: she's getting it.