Abstinence

[tezzathelezza]

Not got one any pics.
Listen, am tryin to somehow bring some sense to our cu*t of a pre-season by going with out!. Dont know how this is supposed to work, but you and others arnt helpin!

Do you want Moutinho??? Yes?

Well stop me from either:

A) Floggin the dolphin, or
B) Nailin the Bi bird round the corner!

You have been warned:blink: All

 

[tezzathelezza]

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=c4319af36cc1d6c31c2008d035f99616

 

[Welton Toffee]

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=c4319af36cc1d6c31c2008d035f99616

Another quality one

I feel a thread coming on....

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

something to think about when the pressure is building in your sack
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[tezzathelezza]

Just on the throne in work, and i thought you'd want an update......... Still holdin strong. :-S

 

[tezzathelezza]

Still no sign off a signing. Think am gonna blow my ball bag that there that heavy.

Not caving in tho.

 

[Vim Fuego]

Spots Tezza in the Fit Birds thread .

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

i predict that tezza's interpretation of what a 'fit' bird is will be altering on an hourly basis at the moment, betty turpin will be givin him a stiffy by now.

 

[tezzathelezza]

Whos Betty Turpin? She sounds boss.............and filthy.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

d1ck turpins daughter
she'll make you STAND and then DELIVER

 

[tezzathelezza]

Woooh........The filthy bitch! you got her mob number?

 

[tezzathelezza]

Close yer eyes lads. tezza is givin up.

Tonight will consist of.....

1x Midget porno
2x squirts of baby oil
3x man tissues
12x bottles of peroni
30x strokes of the little fella!

*not all in that order*

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Close yer eyes lads. tezza is givin up.

Tonight will consist of.....

1x Midget porno
2x squirts of baby oil
3x man tissues
12x bottles of peroni
30x strokes of the little fella!

*not all in that order*

if youre watchin cheryl cole on itv2 me thinks you wont require any strokes, he's like a cow thats missed mornin' milkin time

 

[tezzathelezza]

if youre watchin cheryl cole on itv2 me thinks you wont require any strokes, he's like a cow thats missed mornin' milkin time

Thats really freaky lad. I was flickin over, seen her on the box. And now wish i was flickin her box.

She is mint. Fact!

 

[coyney]

Thats really freaky lad. I was flickin over, seen her on the box. And now wish i was flickin her box.

She is mint. Fact!

I dont know why but she reminds me of a porno star