Advice For The Next One....

[leslad]

Mark your man and anticipate danger
Work hard when you haven't got the ball
When you have got the ball move it forwards quickly

It's not complicated

 

[Buzz Lightroom]

Slim down if you are fat.

Rooney might struggle with that one

 

[Caolam]

Play your best 11 and play them in a system and position that suits them.

 

[Saint Domingo]

Beware the ides of Keane

 

[willo30]

Don't do it.

 

[luuk_deventer]

Only take out a 6 month lease on any nearby property.

 

[Johnnytotal]

Pretend 'booooo' means 'bravooo'

 

[bullybeef]

Always have a blue Christmas Tree.
Never wear brown shoes.
Win more games than you lose.
Don’t upset the applecart.
Blow smoke up Bills ring.

 

[Neiler]

Don’t sell Lucas Digne.

 

[Yarrgh]

With the squad as it is? Organise that defence. Make sure there's adequate protection for it in midfield. We finally have some fast attacking options so use them please.

Try not to be too negative and gradually build on whatever defensive platform you create. Most sensible fans realise we need to stop shipping goals as a priority, but we also need to create.

It's several seasons of work ahead to get this mishmash of players sorted and you'll have the devil's own job to get rid and replace some of them. Show genuine steady improvement and that attractive winning football is the end result and you have a chance.

 

[bluejohn66]

On your first press conference, remind the world that kopites are Gobshytes.

 

[Daytripper]

Avoid bright lights
Don’t drink water or shower
Don’t eat after midnight

 

[Parker]

I could go for some high pressing, direct football like

Sick of slow turgid footy. Whether it's with the ball or without

 

[Rook]

don't lose
plz

 

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