Al Rayyan SC

[Jimishorts]

Give the lad a chance FFS

Lad will never make the 1st team.

You can quote me on that kev.

You’re mixing up negativity and reality.

 

[cronullasharks]

Lad will never make the 1st team.

You can quote me on that kev.

You’re mixing up negativity and reality.

Unfortunately guys, Jimi is correct. After the first training session I cracked open some beers in the dressing rooms for me and the lads and was promptly frog marched straight out of the ground and had my contract torn up. How was I supposed to know alcohol is frowned upon in this part of the world?

 

[Jimishorts]

Unfortunately guys, Jimi is correct. After the first training session I cracked open some beers in the dressing rooms for me and the lads and was promptly frog marched straight out of the ground and had my contract torn up. How was I supposed to know alcohol is frowned upon in this part of the world?

Sad to hear that cron, maybe go and drown your sorrows at the Al bin Lisbon.

 

[cronullasharks]

Sad to hear that cron, maybe go and drown your sorrows at the Al bin Lisbon.

I shall, same dark corner booth we always get?

 

[Jimishorts]

I shall, same dark corner booth we always get?

See you there. X

 

[wm02]

Club shop is open. Mostly paddleball racquets though ?

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Club shop is open. Mostly paddleball racquets though ?

Hello Al Rayan club shop? Yes I need some helps pls. The stools of my Wednesday stink like a 3 week Dead Hawk. Should I cut down on her sunflower seeds?

 

[COYBL25]

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Hello Al Rayan club shop? Yes I need some helps pls. The stools of my Wednesday stink like a 3 week Dead Hawk. Should I cut down on her sunflower seeds?

Thank you for your enquiry Mr Jimmy.

Maybe if you turned your Wednesday wife the right way around, so that she is facing you and you put your holy wand, into the right passageway, her stools would not smell so bad ?

You may wish to shave her beard off first though ?

Kindest regards, from all at the club shop.

 

[Yarrgh]

Just got my @cronullasharks number 9 shirt ... and now I must burn it the drunkard!

 

[Jimishorts]

Thank you for your enquiry Mr Jimmy.

Maybe if you turned your Wednesday wife the right way around, so that she is facing you and you put your holy wand, into the right passageway, her stools would not smell so bad ?

You may wish to shave her beard off first though ?

Kindest regards, from all at the club shop.

Stay strong @JimmyJeffers .

 

[Jimishorts]

Just got my @cronullasharks number 9 shirt

We hardly knew him. RIP @cronullasharks

 

[Yarrgh]

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We hardly knew him. RIP @cronullasharks

The Andy Van der Meyde of Qatari football.

Can't stay mad at him. His maverick skills would destroy the Al Saddites

 

[Jimishorts]

I for one are becoming increasingly disillusioned with this half arsed bunch of desert dwellers.

I suggest we all pack up our tents, rugs, pomegranates, camels and Wednesday wives and relocate to an Olympiakos thread post haste!

Up my big fat Greek legends.

 

[wm02]

I for one are becoming increasingly disillusioned with this half arsed bunch of desert dwellers.

I suggest we all pack up our tents, rugs, pomegranates, camels and Wednesday wives and relocate to an Olympiakos thread post haste!

Up my big fat Greek legends.

I would but I can’t quit Yohan Boli.
Not like this.

 

[Jimishorts]

I would but I can’t quit Yohan Boli.
Not like this.

He’s the only thing keep me connected to this fermented prune of a football club.

Love you YoBol X