JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
I heard he was so angry, a horned viper went to attack him and he bit its head clean off and shouted ‘MEN HAVE FEELINGS TOO’He was last seen striding into the vast emptiness of the desert after listening to Saturday's wife hour on Radio Qatfour. His fury at those shrill harridans was as the mid 80s Al-Rayyan all conquering strike force.