Alan Partridge

[Cellardweller]

Stop getting Bond wrong!

 

[COYBL25]

You feed beef burgers to swans

lol

 

[COYBL25]

Have you ever been with a Lady Boy lol

 

[bol-uk]

Frankly my dear I don't river dance

 

[bol-uk]

You threw a monkey in the sea?

 

[bol-uk]

I'm going no where Lynn, literally, I'm on the ring road.

 

[st.domingo]

Frankly my dear I don't river dance

*Flatley

 

[st.domingo]

You threw a monkey in the sea?

He ate me tabs

 

[ijjysmith]

I know a cracking owl sanctuary

 

[st.domingo]

You know as well as I do that dead air is a crime.

Now stick that in your cone-tract..

 

[magicjuan]

If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic, and a nice pond in it, you fill in the pond with concrete, you plough the family into the soil, you blow up the tree, and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who is also your brother.”

 

[bol-uk]

*Flatley

ooops

 

[larbert toffee]

Oh no it looks like some sort of dirty protest.

 

[larbert toffee]

 

[Naisy'sCharitableLeanings]

I love you... In a way...