Pretty much everything that's wrong with the modern game there.
Crap player who cost an arm and a leg that earns a fortune driving round in a Rolls Royce and catching a private jet dressed head to toe in designer (yet crap looking) gear and ensuring that someone is there to take a pic of the whole thing so he can flaunt it on social media to muppets.
Bring back Tommy Grav in a Nissan Micra staying at his Mum and Dad's house for the summer...
Just when you think you can't get any more disenchanted with the game, step up Alex Iwobi.