2020/21 Alex Iwobi

[Kaiser Soysauce]

No, they ring loads but Everton are the only ones thick enough to actually buy the dross on offer.

I hear Everton also answered PPI calls too. At the moment, they are inundated with calls from utility companies and life insurance cold calls.

I heard a rumour from a friend in a call centre that they have party poppers on their desks and are allowed to use them under the following circumstance:

"Good morning/afternoon, you're through to Everton Football club, how may I help you?"

That call ended with the Mosh having a new life insurance policy and Delph thrown in like a baby mere cat.

 

[DaChunk]

I think the ambition of the player himself is probably our best chance of selling Iwobi...if the manager wants to sell.

Iwobi is still young, a regular international and obviously feels he is not being played in his best position.

The right opportunity might tempt him to leave and to prove himself.
He might do much better in the less hectic Spanish or Italian leagues.

I mean we were a fantastic opportunity and he isn't arsed. Can see him bouncing around and ending up at Fulham like Lookman. That's if he doesn't decide to sit here on his massive wages.

 

[Bullens Rd]

Pathetic excuse of a footballer.

 

[TheSecondComing]

Marcel Brands la

 

[Bebeto]

To be fair he had a ok first half...much improved to the last performances he showed...

 

[Thomasc]

He actually fell over at one point because his fat arse made him lose balance.

 

[Bagpuss]

Man reborn first half there. Saw him actually go past a man a few times and then find another player. Having his 1-10 game where you think that there is something there that we could work with....

 

[Joey66]

He actually fell over at one point because his fat arse made him lose balance.

He has been our only player who can beat a man.....not the worst on that pitch .....

 

[Preki]

Had a few decent moments but you never fancy him to score or assist.

 

[Efcjake]

He has been our only player who can beat a man.....not the worst on that pitch .....

Joey your painkillers are fuzzing your view.

He's abysmal.

 

[Thomasc]

He has been our only player who can beat a man.....not the worst on that pitch .....

We should have an end of season award for players who have performed “slightly better than hideous”, he’d be right in the mix

 

[sageyefc]

Struggling to ever remember a worse crosser of a ball

 

[Bluestar]

He has been our only player who can beat a man.....not the worst on that pitch .....

He has.
He can run with the ball, but the midfield lacks so much ambition that he is rarely given it in a position where he can do it.
Always moving the ball out far too slowly.

 

[Gilbert..]

Better than coutinho.

 

[GoodisonRoadSupperBarWool]

Hope we never give Arsenal another penny for a “footballer”