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R.Reddington
Player Valuation: £35m
He’s effin [Poor language removed]!
Comedy footballer.
Duncansback
Player Valuation: £225k
The problem ain't that he is rubbish. Our problem is the crazy money we spent on him and who would be mad enough to buy him.
TheSecondComing
Player Valuation: £35m
Nobody literally nobody.
Better in the second half, but still not good enough, no end product at all, amazing the way he can find an opposition shirt.
macst
Player Valuation: £1.5m
Honestly, Bolasie would have offered us more this season. And Bolasie is finished. That’s how bad Iwobi is. I can’t get annoyed anymore, I find myself being shocked when he finds a blue shirt. He has to be on the out list, but I doubt anyone would want him. What a mess.
Daytripper
Player Valuation: £40m
Don’t worry, he will be back on Instagram posing like the arrogant tosspot he is soon enough.
Duncansback
Player Valuation: £225k
The worry is yes his no good but my worry is how the hell is carlo picking the lad he must be outstanding in training
He literally couldn't be arsed 2nd half. Was 2 seconds behind any ball that came his way.
He's absolute garbage but it's on Ancelotti that he picked him once again.
He's absolute garbage but it's on Ancelotti that he picked him once again.
I thought he had a better game than Rhico, but they were both poor....
Not too hard to look better than Richarlison currently Joey. I've been very vocal that I think he's been absolutely awful for about 75% of this season.
Iwobi has been awful for 90% though.
CahillsCornerFlag
Player Valuation: £70m
Going to have to make so many quality signings that this lad is badgering his agent to leave. Blatantly not up to the level we require.
Bob Elstone
Player Valuation: £35m
Joke of a player. Jogging about offering nothing. Can’t stand him.
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