Confirmed Signing Allan

[FTY]

Very much so and judging by your original childish remark, I bet you we wish you were 16 next birthday and can then start earning a wage bro.

23 fella. But I’m 23 being a transfer virgin about my own team, and not 42 out ere sneering on another teams forum cus there’s nothing going on with the boring bum club that I support

 

[blue to the bone]

Please be true (it means Aurier will be leaving.)
Who is the player?

Matt Doherty

 

[Blue Shoes]

Very much so and judging by your original childish remark, I bet you we wish you were 16 next birthday and can then start earning a wage bro.

 

[KaiserEFC]

Is that a 3.5m euro annual salary? That's about £250k a week isn't it?

The fact people couldn’t see this was a joke and were literally salivating at the prospect of correcting you is hilarious

 

[DanB90]

Very much so and judging by your original childish remark, I bet you we wish you were 16 next birthday and can then start earning a wage bro.

Hahaha oh my god you’ve absolutely done him there. Not sure there’s any coming back from that.

 

[Connor]

Hem-ez, yes

 

[blulouie]

Hem-ez, yes

Give the lad his dream Marcel.

 

[billyblue80]

This is the one I want tied up asap we currently have nobody to shield that defence and don't say Tom Davies or Delph as neither do it properly.

 

[RomanReigns]

Napoli will play hard ball but will cave eventually

the guy just sits on their bench all season losing value and they can't put him in a bidding war cos no one else seems interested

 

[billyblue80]

Napoli will play hard ball but will cave eventually

the guy just sits on their bench all season losing value and they can't put him in a bidding war cos no one else seems interested

They need cash for targets too. Let's hope its soon

 

[Terrarian]

Getting condescended to by a Spurs fan on an Everton forum, wtf is that all about.

Allan will be a great signing along with Doucoure and James, a midfield that runs and can play will be quite the upgrade.

 

[Jayhow15]

Getting condescended to by a Spurs fan on an Everton forum, wtf is that all about.

Allan will be a great signing along with Doucoure and James, a midfield that runs and can play will be quite the upgrade.

A midfield.

 

[TyphooToffee]

Yeah Himmy.

Or Him for short.
"Pass the ball to Him."
"Who?"
"Him"
"Which him, there are ten of them!"
"Him!"
"Point him out"
And so on

 

[DrEFC]

Call him James to his face and you’d get a dirty look. Call him Hamez and he’d pull you in, whisper “Grathias” in your ear and maybe kiss you on the forehead if you’re lucky

He's Colombian, not Spanish- hence won't have the crappy lisp thankfully.


When's the Colombian sex pixie arriving then, lads?

 

[barneygumble]

Wait.... I’m on the Allan Thread?

from the last 2-3 pages could have sworn I was on the James Rodriguez thread

Worth it though for James very realistic and 100% truthful interview about scoring a winner at the Kop end.