Am I Bryan Oviedo?

[Deloodid]

Hiya mate,
you top or bottom?

 

[faldo]

I play soccer for my university also on the left wing.

Wtf like...

 

[Azzurri]

This is possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen.

 

[ijjysmith]

#FKW

sorry

 

[Deloodid]

Everton kit with red socks?!

clearly orange

 

[Pat's Van]

no mate, you are the geezer from Flight Of The Conchords

 

[carlos21]

no mate, you are the geezer from Flight Of The Conchords

hi pat lovely day today mate,

 

[Pat's Van]

hi pat lovely day today mate,

you're spot on as usual carlos, hope you're well

 

[rustyEFC]

Ohhhh Bryan ...why???

 

[BlueWeasel]

I've a feeling this could turn out like that lad who got ripped for the decoration of his bedroom.

 

[Titty sniffer]

Clearly a **** stabber of some description.

 

[Azzurri]

Clearly a **** stabber of some description.

Crying.

 

[Bungle]

Mate, you look like you've got a raging boner there as well, plus those shorts look like they're bigger on the left leg than they are on the right, do you have different sized legs?

 

[mawders]

Mate, you look like you've got a raging boner there as well, plus those shorts look like they're bigger on the left leg than they are on the right, do you have different sized legs?

AAAGHHH...I was just going to say the same thing. You stole my thunder!

 

[Bungle]

AAAGHHH...I was just going to say the same thing. You stole my thunder!

Hahaha sorry mate, I imagine the exhaust of that BMW got a pretty good seeing to