Am I Bryan Oviedo?

[Julian Carax]

Less pics of you and more of your apparent sexual 'conquests' please.

 

[Arteta2391]

Less pics of you and more of your apparent sexual 'conquests' please.

excuse my look god knows how many Heinekens I consumed when someone took this photograph. Wish granted.

 

[ijjysmith]

YEWTREE

 

[carlos21]

YEWTREE

yewtree.

 

[orly]

Oviedo mate, I think you've gone the full Saville there mate.

If someone could photoshop a gold chain and cigar onto you, you'd be set

 

[Azzurri]

excuse my look god knows how many Heinekens I consumed when someone took this photograph. Wish granted.

The shirt and jeans are sound but why have you got an ice hockey puck on your left foot?

 

[maverick94]

The middle girl was looking promising... until I scrolled down and saw the Uggs.

 

[Joao Moutinho]

Judging by the standard of girl in that photo I'd say you'd consumed a few too many Heinekens mate.

 

[Bungle]

How much does the one on the left bench mate? That bloke on your right in the pink top has a head to match Chico's

 

[bluemangroup]

How much does the one on the left bench mate? That bloke on your right in the pink top has a head to match Chico's

Please look at the bench pressers toes. I mean wtf?

 

[Joao Moutinho]

I've just noticed the guy on your far right, has no shoes on.

 

[toffeestillidie]

This thread may be the single greatest thing I've ever read on the internet, but none of my friends use GOT so I can't even share it with them.

In truth, arteta#### probably has slept with a few of the girls in the pictures and probably does have a pretty fun life. He's a college student in new york city, and he seems arrogant enough to get rejected 30 times in a night and go home with #31, not a lot of guys can do that. But like most people living fun lives, especially those in college, the nagging hollowness of the whole experience eats away at him, which is why he needs to brag about it on the internet for attention / validation.

Then there are the sexually frustrated 30-somethings on here that seem to get madder and madder with each new post. FTY, Ijjy, Joao, if you're so sure he's lying, who are you trying to convince? Your posts are mainly directed at arteta####, surely he already knows if he's lying. I'm all for making fun of him because he seems to be pretty thick-skinned and likes playing along, but the angry posts are badly embarrassing for all involved, arguably as embarrassing as any one of the pictures that arteta#### posted.

Can we do the GOT awards now and just give them all to arteta####?

 

[steken1]

excuse my look god knows how many Heinekens I consumed when someone took this photograph. Wish granted.

Looking good champ!!!

I can tell they want you. Ever had a 3-way?

 

[Arteta2391]

This thread may be the single greatest thing I've ever read on the internet, but none of my friends use GOT so I can't even share it with them.

In truth, arteta#### probably has slept with a few of the girls in the pictures and probably does have a pretty fun life. He's a college student in new york city, and he seems arrogant enough to get rejected 30 times in a night and go home with #31, not a lot of guys can do that. But like most people living fun lives, especially those in college, the nagging hollowness of the whole experience eats away at him, which is why he needs to brag about it on the internet for attention / validation.

Then there are the sexually frustrated 30-somethings on here that seem to get madder and madder with each new post. FTY, Ijjy, Joao, if you're so sure he's lying, who are you trying to convince? Your posts are mainly directed at arteta####, surely he already knows if he's lying. I'm all for making fun of him because he seems to be pretty thick-skinned and likes playing along, but the angry posts are badly embarrassing for all involved, arguably as embarrassing as any one of the pictures that arteta#### posted.

Can we do the GOT awards now and just give them all to arteta####?

The post keep getting better and better. I'm actually a Giants fan for anyone who keeps up with the NFL. (we have been recently been dominating and winning super bowls, except for last season) I just enjoy wearing any green jerseys.

 

[Joao Moutinho]

This thread may be the single greatest thing I've ever read on the internet, but none of my friends use GOT so I can't even share it with them.

In truth, arteta#### probably has slept with a few of the girls in the pictures and probably does have a pretty fun life. He's a college student in new york city, and he seems arrogant enough to get rejected 30 times in a night and go home with #31, not a lot of guys can do that. But like most people living fun lives, especially those in college, the nagging hollowness of the whole experience eats away at him, which is why he needs to brag about it on the internet for attention / validation.

Then there are the sexually frustrated 30-somethings on here that seem to get madder and madder with each new post. FTY, Ijjy, Joao, if you're so sure he's lying, who are you trying to convince? Your posts are mainly directed at arteta####, surely he already knows if he's lying. I'm all for making fun of him because he seems to be pretty thick-skinned and likes playing along, but the angry posts are badly embarrassing for all involved, arguably as embarrassing as any one of the pictures that arteta#### posted.

Can we do the GOT awards now and just give them all to arteta####?

I'm 19