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brieverton
Player Valuation: £50m
Looks the most disjointed and awkward player.
I like him, poor today though, looked unfit.
Alex Nyarko Mk 2
Blueclouds
Player Valuation: £35m
He is not good enough
I think he’s a good player who will continue to get better, absolutely not where our problems lie right now
ZissouBlue
Player Valuation: £8m
Haha get a grip
He’s taking a lot longer than I thought he would to get up to speed with the league, worryingly. Shouldn’t be playing at the minute but we have no alternative.
HalfTimeSayers
Player Valuation: £30m
Our marquee money burning signing is utterly pointless.
Nice lad, and clever self promoter. Probably looked utterly awesome at under 18 level. I was a bit worried after about 4 games but everyone said he played well, settling in. Bobby said he was amazing.
Does absolutely nothing. Way worse than Iwobi ever was as he tried and failed repeatedly. This fella tries nothing and is always just entering the camera shot as someone who ran right past him 4 seconds earlier taps the ball into our net.
Body shape all wrong. Chest always facing the ball and never swivels his head to see where players are. Gets the ball off centre back, passes ball back to centre back. Again and again. Watches wide opponent driving into our box, never sees midfield runners behind him.
World class my bum. He’s not underachieving. He’s just not very good.
Nice lad, and clever self promoter. Probably looked utterly awesome at under 18 level. I was a bit worried after about 4 games but everyone said he played well, settling in. Bobby said he was amazing.
Does absolutely nothing. Way worse than Iwobi ever was as he tried and failed repeatedly. This fella tries nothing and is always just entering the camera shot as someone who ran right past him 4 seconds earlier taps the ball into our net.
Body shape all wrong. Chest always facing the ball and never swivels his head to see where players are. Gets the ball off centre back, passes ball back to centre back. Again and again. Watches wide opponent driving into our box, never sees midfield runners behind him.
World class my bum. He’s not underachieving. He’s just not very good.
Carbon copy of Schneiderlin.
It’s a shame to see such a lack of effort from someone who can offer so much more.
Brendan Janus
Player Valuation: £40m
Shocking footballer !!
Total waste of money for a team with limited funds and zero goals
He's not ready to be a regular yet
He's not ready to be a regular yet
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