Amanda Holden

[tommye]

Attractive,Everton supporting female celebrity has her own thread and all we can say is..... She’s a Les Dennis noshing, Lemo filled filth bag who cures erectile dysfunction and takes it up the Jacksie.

What a woman

 

[witchdoc187]

What a woman

She's gone up even more in my estimations now.

 

[orly]

Attractive,Everton supporting female celebrity has her own thread and all we can say is..... She’s a Les Dennis noshing, Lemo filled filth bag who cures erectile dysfunction and takes it up the Jacksie.

Yeah, she reminds me of my mother alright.

 

[catcherintherye]

Yeah, she reminds me of my mother alright.

Would you care to introduce me

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Heard her on the radio the other week singing, well...trying too. God she was terrible. She sounded like Neil Morrissey was still rammed up there.

 

[Houghty19]

What a woman

And she takes it up the jacksie, wow what a woman

 

[Mrtallywacker]

Preferably wet!

And the shirt as well!!









Oh Lordy!!!
* says 20 hail Mary's *

 

[Yarrgh]

Attractive,Everton supporting female celebrity has her own thread and all we can say is..... She’s a Les Dennis noshing, Lemo filled filth bag who cures erectile dysfunction and takes it up the Jacksie.

If she can only pass sideways and is sluggish in midfield then she's the perfect Evertonian.

 

[Tommy.]

Who wouldn't want to eat her fart box?

I'd blow her dad just to taste the recipe.

 

[Ivo]

Yeah, she reminds me of my mother alright.

A Frank Drebin classic.

 

[aglee]

Can't remember which comedian referred to the female perineum as the 'Amanda Holden'. As in the part of a woman's body, which, like Amanda Holden on Britain's Got Talent, is between the c**t and the a***hole.

 

[Jeff Jones]

It's time to close this thread. Just do it.

 

[RomanReigns]

Turns 50 one day after lockdown ends

Wonder if she will have a party

 

[Kantareller]

Turns 50 one day after lockdown ends

Wonder if she will have a party

We invited?

 

[navidson]

Turns 50 one day after lockdown ends

Wonder if she will have a party

Is she only 46?