Amanda Holden

[Tel001]

I would crawl through a mile of broken glass....
Just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

 

[Drumblue]

So just BJs then.

5 Knuckle shuffles galore!!!

 

[mahermi1]

Sounds like she roundly thrashed you in a foot race, and you couldn’t catch her with said bargepole if you tried lol

He finished one place behind her and I'll bet no one else had any chance of being behind her.

 

[PaddyJames]

Imagine running a marathon with a stiffy on

 

[trueblue84]

Up close and personal and you wouldn't touch here with a bargepole

Even if you thought she had a face like a bag of mince, she's got a boss body and I reckon she'd be filth.

As the old Chinese proverb goes, "you don't look at the mantle piece while you're poking the fire".

 

[T LEAFE]

Les Dennis' s full name is Les Dennis Heseltine
He was named by his Man Utd supporting Mother as it sounded like Dennis Law in reverse.
His Dad played in goal for the RS but was a Blue and was furious with his son for deciding to support the RS.
Les was on the RS' s books but never played for them
Amanda dumped Les when she realised she was being f*cked by a RS
She then went out with a chap called Neil Morrissey as he told her he used to play for the Blues

 

[Charlie Sweet]

Even if you thought she had a face like a bag of mince, she's got a boss body and I reckon she'd be filth.

As the old Chinese proverb goes, "you don't look at the mantle piece while you're poking the fire".

Mate if the face needs that much attention then the rest of the body is questionable. Anyway. She's a Blue so less said the better.

 

[trueblue84]

Mate if the face needs that much attention then the rest of the body is questionable. Anyway. She's a Blue so less said the better.

You've got higher standards than me. My approach is aim for amber Heard, settle for Thora Hird.

 

[Dario Terracotta]

Send nudes

Disgraceful reply from a moderator that lol

 

[mahermi1]

Even if you thought she had a face like a bag of mince, she's got a boss body and I reckon she'd be filth.

As the old Chinese proverb goes, "you don't look at the mantle piece while you're poking the fire".

Did you get that out of a fortune cookie, mate lol lol

 

[Papa Shango]

This has no doubt been asked before but...why is this not in the Ale House?

 

[Groucho]

Disgraceful reply from a moderator that lol

I’ll send you some back, like.....

 

[Dario Terracotta]

I’ll send you some back, like.....

Official complaint sent to @roydo lol

 

[trueblue84]

Did you get that out of a fortune cookie, mate lol lol

I think it was Confucius who said it.

 

[Brisan123]

Official complaint sent to @roydo lol

He will send nudes back as a reply