An unwinding toffee

[Tommy Chong]

What do you do to get your mind off a big loss?

The filthier, the better! Kidding mate...

I try to find something to watch that's more ridiculous than the Everton performance I had just witnessed.

Usually I can't find something... But last night I thought I had found a winner:

As ridiculous as that sounds, it still doesn't beat being 2-0 up after 87 minutes of a match has passed and STILL losing 2-3!

 

[Dykovski200]

An angry wank. Everything always seems better after that.

Though others in the Park End can sometimes get annoyed with me.

Cry wanking always works for me

 

[cronullasharks]

The filthier, the better! Kidding mate...

I try to find something to watch that's more ridiculous than the Everton performance I had just witnessed.

Usually I can't find something... But last night I thought I had found a winner:
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As ridiculous as that sounds, it still doesn't beat being 2-0 up after 87 minutes of a match has passed and STILL losing 2-3!

So did the priest rattle the prostitute?

 

[bernie inn]

I laugh, then I come in here and laugh at the reactions. I do a lot of laughing

 

[Tommy Chong]

So did the priest rattle the prostitute?

Yes, but not in the way you're thinking.

She becomes a dinosaur too and with some really cheap CGI effects... Well, you can use your imagination.

 

[Blueclouds]

Hopefully the players avoid train transport

 

[captainvindaloo]

I'd like to say I take it all philosophically, it's just a game, nobody died, first world problem etc...

I'd like to say that, but I can't.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Most are used to it.
I only get enjoyment when we win ,a defeat ...I just laugh and apologise to my family for forcing that shower on them .

 

[tommytowne]

Most are used to it.
I only get enjoyment when we win ,a defeat ...I just laugh and apologise to my family for forcing that shower on them .

Spot on. My lads increasingly and visibly angry towards me.

 

[Ring master]

I almost have a delayed reaction to defeats. Most times,it feels like it has not happened, then the longer after the game has finished, the more angry, annoyed, whatever you want to call it i become

 

[Doctor Blue]

I have become anesthetised to the shock, nothing this club does any more shocks or surprises me. Yesterday evening I cooked homemade Onion Bhajies, it's very therapeutic and they taste great!
*While eating a couple of them I could actually stomach watching SD bemoan the 'smell in the air' as he put it, but still found myself shouting at the screen, "Well then you daft barstool why didn't you freshen things up, instead of just watching and doing nothing!!
**Onion bhaji's are so easy to make and you can tweak the recipe with masala to spice things up a bit.
*** My Mrs says they are great too and looks forward to the next time Everton falls down a rabbit hole!!!

 

[larbert toffee]

What do you do to get your mind off a big loss?

I hate gardening but went out and cut my grass and got away from my phone.

 

[Timbucktoo]

What do you do to get your mind off a big loss?

Start thinking about Villa away for the next 2 weeks

 

[tommytowne]

I almost have a delayed reaction to defeats. Most times,it feels like it has not happened, then the longer after the game has finished, the more angry, annoyed, whatever you want to call it i become

Another post familiar to me. I'm beginning to come around from yesterday.
Something else. I'll own up to not being there yesterday. Due to my 2hr plus drive home I would have left early to steal a few minutes on Queens Drive. At 2-0 it was done and dusted. I hesitate to think how I would have dealt with every inch of the M62 in front of me.

 

[tommye]

I took the kids to Southport for ice cream and blowing massive stacks of 2p's in them crap machines in the arcades. Never thought of Everton once.
My ice cream was rather splendid too...