We need somehow to sign him permanently. He is class and gives us that calm head , we have needed for years.
Mosh needs to speak to the chairman of Barca!
mosh: “so you want Salah, but are prohibited from buying him from the RS?”
Barca bod: “yes, I am so angry” :/
Mosh: “phone him up, tell him to sign for us, we buy him from the sheizer, then we sell him to you immediately for what we paid, minus £30m for Gomes”?
Barca bod: “ I approve and we shall arrange it immediately, can you now tell this fat Russian bloke to release my plums from the mole grips”?
Mosh: “no probs, just for kicks, while salah is with us we will keep him on the bench and play Oumar instead, just to wind the mutants up! Mwah, hah, hah, hah!!!!