2018/19 Andre Gomes

[Prevenger17]

If our merchandising team have anything about them, they will start selling Andre Gomes blow up sex dolls immediately.

I'd buy one, but I reckon the missus would just stop going to work

 

[Tipp blue]

My Andre email went into my junk folder!!!!

I am definitely finding a new email provider. You disgust me Gmail lol

Mine too, thankfully I checked it after reading your comment I found out that I'm a fund beneficiary lots of money coming my way once I send them my bank details they'll pay up and I'll cut you in all you need to do is send me your details.

 

[Tipp blue]

Was the delay in announcing the signing maybe due to him being locked in a room at USM FF and being told he's not allowed out until he's composed an arrival announcement email to every fan on the mailing list.

 

[Cool_Blue]

He’s genuinely stoked to be here him Richarlison, Bernard and Dinge have the potential to be fan favourites very quickly.

It’s high time somebody was, most of us have hated the lot of them for their inconsistency. Let’s hope things are about to change, there were good signs at the back end of last season.

 

[gonetomorrow]

I'd buy one, but I reckon the missus would just stop going to work

We've no room for any more.

We've got the entire 1995 Cup winning squad in the house. Big Nev alone takes up half the roof extension.

 

[Bungle]

If our merchandising team have anything about them, they will start selling Andre Gomes blow up sex dolls immediately.

I just stuck a picture of him on my existing one last season, also put the horrible crest from a few seasons ago on it's chest so it felt like proper dirty sex.

 

[bluebud]

@Boss Silva is the new itk. When he speaks we should listen.

He is the Mole

Interestingly, it might actually be @TheCount when I look back at previous Indexes

 

[thebluenosebolt]

 

[DownunderToffee]

He’s genuinely stoked to be here him Richarlison, Bernard and Dinge have the potential to be fan favourites very quickly.

I reckon they already are mate, besides maybe Bernard.

Give 110% that lot.

 

[Prevenger17]

I reckon they already are mate, besides maybe Bernard

Bernard is probably my favourite new player. Just love watching him football

 

[Walken]

Bernard is probably my favourite new player. Just love watching him football

Has that ability to play around corners rather than what is in front of him, something we've badly missed since pienaar

 

[MikeH72]

I reckon they already are mate, besides maybe Bernard.

Give 110% that lot.

Only if you’re @TheBigIguana

 

[when i score we riot]

Andre Gomes: Everything Leon Osman isn't.

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

My Andre email went into my junk folder!!!!

I am definitely finding a new email provider. You disgust me Gmail lol

There's people that would pay good money to have Andre anywhere near their junk.

 

[tim gabbott]

Needs a new song....