Transfer Rumour Andriy Yarmolenko

[Toby the Rhymedog]

Tobes!
Good boy! Have a biscuit!

I really don't think I could risk it,
I've had a full cut of brisket,
Oh what the hell?
A treat would be swell,
*Opens mouth, receives biscuit

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I would truly love Yarmolenko,
To be like a pre-Chelsea Shevchenko,
Our attacking would flow,
Though our midfield's still slow,
Gaz gets skinned like a d1ck dipped in Kenco

Trying hard to work out the comparison of Gareth Barry's pace to a willy covered in instant coffee

 

[USABlue]

defo reckon it's on.

 

[ToffeeDoug]

Yarmalenkooo Wooaahhh
Yarmalenkooo Wooaahhh
He comes from the Ukraine
and us sad gets on GOT tracked his plane

lol I'll get my coat.

I think that would be a good idea.

 

[maccavennie]

Come on lads.. We know that Rom will be number 9 soon and Kone will be number 7 but not for Everton

Just fixed it for you mate.

 

[kev]

Got a horrid (familiar) feeling that we won't be seeing him in a blue shirt.

Got my fingers in my ears.
Can't hear you.
La La La La La La La

 

[Dithering Dougie]

Imagine the kin welcome he'd get.

I'm like a big kid here. Seriously need to get a grip

The only reason I want us to get him is to stop you self harming B4e!

 

[streeky]

kiev will misplace his passport for a few weeks

 

[ToffeeDoug]

defo reckon it's on.

Its closer to being on than it was 18 minutes ago.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Would "settle" for a Kanchelskis-like impact on our club

Haha "settle" indeed

 

[bluestevon]

in truth we are probably very close to agreeing the fee, but everton don't want to let it out yet just incase.

It's all positive so far.

McNulty and Kirkbride both doing stories at the same time suggests that this has come from the club direct, with the current protest they can't be stupid enough to do that unless it's almost nailed on IMO - different landscape to past phantom bids atm

 

[ganistuk]

Likely scenario. Timeline.

Everton Bid
Everton Agree Fee
Everton Agree Terms
Yarmolenko fails medical
Yarmolenko passes medical at Tottenham
Everton play Spurs at WHL
Everton lose 1-0 to Spurs
Yarmolenko scores.

Forever the optimist.

You've missed "Everton denied work permit" before Spurs issued one :-D

 

[ArtetaMoney]

'You signed Milner,
We signed Yarmolenko, Yarmolenko!!'

He's my favourite player ever and I only watched 30 secs of that YouTube video.

 

[bluestevon]

MOIST!

 

[Jay_B]

'You signed Milner,
We signed Yarmolenko, Yarmolenko!!'

He's my favourite player ever and I only watched 30 secs of that YouTube video.

Kiss of death them YouTube videos. Like touching the cup before winning it.