Transfer Rumour Andriy Yarmolenko

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Isn't he from Paraguay??

That'll be why we've sent a delegation out to the Ukraine......I knew there was something iffy about this.

 

[Groucho]

We're gonna mess this deal up and there is not a single thing anyone can do about it.

I personally suspect you'll be right, but I'd like to at least hope for this deal to come off.

 

[ToffeeDoug]

Oh of course. He'd have to get through the Everton medical which is no mean feat. But at least the negotiations are real.

In order to get the deal done, our medical for him is going to consist of filling in a questionnaire when he gets picked up from the airport...."have you got two legs and can run around...YES/NO".

 

[Hellerad]

Isn't he from Paraguay??

You win.

 

[sd_1992]

Someone give this lad fake FIFA stats or something?!

Have to believe this is actually on now, when does McNulty post an article like that that doesn't happen?

Actually, just remembered this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/21271211

that article is factually correct though, it was Negredo himself that rejected us after we agreed terms with Sevilla...

 

[The Equaliser]

His name is almost an anagram of 'look, yer ma.. ' so he should fit in well on Merseyside.

 

[Fresh Prince of Belle Val]

Ring wing?
Then what about Deulofeu? How is he going to develop sitting on the bench?

We'll just have to have 2 on the right wing. Ring wing and far right wing.

 

[Hibbertinho]

Yarmz just got Legzzzzzzzzzz

 

[TippEverton]

If he has his own thread then it's pretty much official. Get in!

Pretty much only his squad number to be sorted now for it to be finalised, hopefully talks don't hit a snag.

 

[MichaelEFC96]

I personally suspect you'll be right, but I'd like to at least hope for this deal to come off.

The reason I'm saying this is because 90% of the time I'm wrong on everything.

 

[Librarian]

What is the Ukranian media saying?

Not sure, they appear to be mashing their keypads randomly

 

[Jags..class]

Can't believe people are falling for this

 

[bluelife]

And now youre gonna believe us and now youre gonna believe us

 

[Groucho]

Yarmz just got Legzzzzzzzzzz

Christ I hope so. Expensive if he doesn't.

I'd advise treating this with healthy doses of scepticism for now. But it has picked up weight as far as I can see.

 

[Fedlingen]

Can't believe people are falling for this