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Nyhus
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Giving him the nr 10 shirt was a giant mistake, almost on level with not selling him in the summer.
trueblue84
Player Valuation: £50m
Sell him to a middle Eastern club. Let the pasty little freak burn in the desert heat
steven
Player Valuation: £35m
A yellow card every three
Stupid tackle.
He did but grey should have got the cross over at the start of the move, dithering about they the get the ball and move up the pitch
kenada_blue
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With Ward Prowse on the pitch it's almost on the same level Haaland in terms of...if you let them do what they're good at... they'll kill you.
And we let him have a freekick in a good area
kenada_blue
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And I uckin knew he'd do that too...always wants to beat a man rather than do the simple thing
Just not as good as he thinks
StateSideToffee
Player Valuation: £2.5m
He is talented but unrefined. He needs development in a side not in an active relegation battle where he can learn from his mistakes without the cost of them being catastrophic.
Had 10 good games last year after failing to impress at Prestong
Comes back thinking he’s prime Ronaldo, telling the manager he wants to play upfront, wants the Number 10 shirt and a £100k a week contract
Not bad for someone who creates or scores nothing
Comes back thinking he’s prime Ronaldo, telling the manager he wants to play upfront, wants the Number 10 shirt and a £100k a week contract
Not bad for someone who creates or scores nothing
GoldenToffee
Player Valuation: £60m
Brain dead little crunt. Despise the sight of him on a football field.
Genuinely very generous.
The powers at be actually thought keeping hold of him the summer was the smart move
We're doomed
We're doomed
Should have put “ran round a lot for 10 games”
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