DavidH
Player Valuation: £20m
One married into the family. I don't really talk to him either and not because of who he used to play for. Utter muppet at times and unashamedly never gets a round in whenever we have any sort of family thing out. He let my cousins mum pay for a Sunday meal for about 20 of us once, she insisted while we all tried to say no and he didn't even lift his head. Not that it's expected that he would cover anything, we aren't like that at all and wouldn't want him to have but people without a pot to piss in were offering to pay.