Anyone buying the Queen Mum's biography?

[Vim Fuego]

Will it have any nudie pics in it ?

Gets moist.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Will it have any nudie pics in it ?

Gets moist.

Hopefully some lezzie with Fergie.

Phwoar.

 

[Vim Fuego]

Hopefully some lezzie with Fergie.

Phwoar.

Hides raging bonk on under a cushion

 

[SuitsBlueX2]

Shame the Diana letters have been ''destroyed''. Will I buy this book? Only if the procedes go to covering her gin and horses debts. (Not necessarily in that order, or any other order!)

 

[steevie]

I'll wait for the film

.....and avoid that the same way i am doing with the book.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

i like the bit in it about 'a magnificant banquet' with a swan starter before the maincourse of irish champion racehorse, they bloody ate shergar 'cos the queen mum lost a 50p yankee when it won at wincanton.
cried into her gin she did before muttering through her yellow teeth, " i want that nags head on a platter" so a large platter was found and they had the whole horse.
apparently paul burrell nicked one of it's hooves that she was using as an ashtray but she blamed diana cos she'd been round with "that lovely butler of hers".

 

[Goat]

In the good old days, you would have been hung for that.

 

[bobbyrob]

Out today, written by William Shawcross: How I Beat the Luftwaffe With a Folded Up Betting Slip and an Elastic Band. I think that's what it's called anyway. Apparently there's no more revelations about Princess Diana's demise though, so I'll give it a swerve. We all know they killed her anyway.

Gawd bless HMTQM.

As long as there,s no Bones in it

 

[Sharpys top lip]

I'll wait for the film

Dame Edner Everage could play the Queen Mum..