Appeal for witnesses...

[Harryflashman]

 

[Milk]

Next goal we score at Goodison. Everyone in a headlock.

Could be our Poznan …

 

[Shevin Keedy]

What happened was that someone did a collection for the bus driver, someone else pissed in it and lashed it while a Chelsea fan applied a headlock to Peter Baxendale Thomas of the Norfolk Farmers Union.

You feed beefburgers to swans.

 

[Lob]

Ronaldo knocks someone's phone out of their hand while walking back to the dressing room with a sulk on and there are immediately several zoom-able panoramic videos of it showing every angle it fell resulting in investigations and apologies. Everton's CEO Denise gets physically assaulted and put in a headlock about 11 days ago and nobody, not even the Police knew anything whatsoever about it until about 3 hours before a planned protest against her and her fellow colleagues.

Nothing to see here folks.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Getting a little too jokey with this...it's a serious problem if this accusation is false.

 

[Ferguson1878]

“ and after she told me we’re not signing anyone so do one

Iv just lost it and put her in a headlock “

 

[allen]

Getting a little too jokey with this...it's a serious problem if this accusation is false.

Either way it's a serious issue.

Everything surrounding this allegation is unsavoury.

 

[Rita_Poon]

“ and after she told me we’re not signing anyone so do one View attachment 200831 Iv just lost it and put her in a headlock “

matt goss?

 

[Yarrgh]

VAR saw it

Penalty to Liverpool

 

[Rita_Poon]

Either way it's a serious issue.

Everything surrounding this allegation is unsavoury.

Ahem, the scouse pie is very savoury.

 

[Charles Plastusz]

I heard it was Ric Wee

Or his Scottish cousin Wee Ric

 

[kenada_blue]

Osman knows who it is....the grass

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Either way it's a serious issue.

Everything surrounding this allegation is unsavoury.

Agreed; the fact I didn't acknowledge that shows you where my suspicions are. What a great way to feel about your club, eh?

 

[bluejohn66]

matt goss?

Can he play up top ?

 

[Harryflashman]

Getting a little too jokey with this...it's a serious problem if this accusation is false.

It’s a serious problem because I believe it’s absolutely untrue and throwing allegations at a fanbase to protect themselves and their own mismanagement. I’ll maintain that stance until I see a banning order , footage or a police complaint which proves I’m wrong .

In my opinion The jokes are doing their job they’re laughing at the liars and keeping the conversation relevant amongst blues . The media eat it up but I’m not sure I’ve met a Single Evertonian who buys it .