Ariana Grande

[Seathestars]

I found one on Tinder once, but she wasn't like one of those fit midgets, she was in a wheelchair and had a bogeye.

Leg it Professor X.

nice, this makes it even more sordid.

 

[Connor]

Fancy a bum?

BINGO.

 

[deipnosophist]

Banging a female midget is actually on my bucket list.


Never come across one in the wild though, do they shun the normal life?

I dare say there are sites that would assist you in finding what you seek. @Bungle 's your best bet for getting some specific URLs

 

[Bungle]

I dare say there are sites that would assist you in finding what you seek. @Bungle 's your best bet for getting some specific URLs

http://www.jesus.org/following-jesu...ccept-jesus-into-my-heart-is-that-enough.html

http://www.christianitytoday.com/ct/2012/julyweb-only/greear-ask-jesus-into-your-heart.html

Preach.

 

[evertonfootballclub]

She's not remotely 'sexy' though. She's totally playing on the baby doll look, she's almost trying to look like jailbait despite her age to attract the right fanbase.

All that eyelash fluttering and cat ear hairbands, it's pathetic.

You, Sir, are wrong. Although if you're a lot older than I am I can see where you're coming from.

 

[mezzrow]

http://www.jesus.org/following-jesu...ccept-jesus-into-my-heart-is-that-enough.html

http://www.christianitytoday.com/ct/2012/julyweb-only/greear-ask-jesus-into-your-heart.html

Preach.

I am so proud to be here today.

 

[The Cowboy]

You, Sir, are wrong. Although if you're a lot older than I am I can see where you're coming from.

I guess I just don't find the cutesy thing sexy. Salma Hayek remains the sexiest woman of my lifetime.

 

[jaycee]

I found one on Tinder once, but she wasn't like one of those fit midgets, she was in a wheelchair and had a bogeye.

Leg it Professor X.

Dogging dwarves or moist midgets are two sites that may cater to your taste

 

[dandydan]

WOULD YOU CRAWL THROUGH A MILE OF WALKIE TALKIES TO HEAR HER FART THROUGH BROKEN GLASS THOUGH LAD?

I'd make love to her in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

 

[Boss_Blue]

She has the same dead eyes as Nicole Scherzinger.

Wouldn't stop me if either of them were actually dead.

 

[evertonfootballclub]

I guess I just don't find the cutesy thing sexy. Salma Hayek remains the sexiest woman of my lifetime.

Well I certainly would be inclined to agree with Ms Hayek. An absolutely divine specimen.

 

[silent bob]

Wouldn't stop me if either of them were actually dead.

WOW.

 

[Baines' left foot]

I'd marry her tomorrow.

 

[carlos21]

I'd marry her tomorrow.

I agree with you there mate she has got nice figure kid.

 

[sageyefc]

I'd marry her tomorrow.

She'd probably marry you aswell, you hunk you