Arouna Kone

[a bell maul]

Don't get that joke, please explain it to me!

Well, a theoretical questioner posed a query as to how Arouna got to a football game. Someone responds he came on the team bus which he called the coach.
Now, this is where the joke gets very clever because it's a double play on words with double entendre thrown in for good measure.
Yes, it's a little bit naughty but it's so subtle that it passes muster for a family friendly forum...I hope so anyway!!

 

[mixed_up]

he came on the team bus

I thought so, I read something about Koeman releasing him.

 

[a bell maul]

I thought so, I read something about Koeman releasing him.

 

[roy vernon]

Tehhrar lad, don't bang the door n the way out. Never Everton class.

 

[COYBL25]

Has the grinning thief gone yet ?

 

[EFCPaul]

Move to the World Football page please. Not an Everton player anymore.

Cant believe I'm saying this, but to be fair to him, he had an injury early on here, that would've seen the end of most others' careers.

Credit to him for coming back but he only scored 10 in 4 years.

Should never have been signed.

To be fair to him he wasn't the worst striker I've seen play up top for us over the past decade or so. Beattie (fat waste of space), Strac (embarrassing), 2013 - 15 Jelavic were all worse, or at least I got more frustrated watching them.

 

[COYBL25]

Move to the World Football page please. Not an Everton player anymore.

So it's official he's gone then

 

[EFCPaul]

So it's official he's gone then

The club have officially released him yeah. Knowing us though we're probably still letting him use the facilities over the summer to keep fit whilst he looks for a new club, like we did with Hibbert and Osman. I wouldn't have a problem with that, he seems a nice guy who the rest of the squad likes.

 

[NilSatisOptimum]

The club have officially released him yeah. Knowing us though we're probably still letting him use the facilities over the summer to keep fit whilst he looks for a new club, like we did with Hibbert and Osman. I wouldn't have a problem with that, he seems a nice guy who the rest of the squad likes.

Would not be surprised if we do a Pistone! Good month before he has actually left for good.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Who?

 

[lancs blue]

apparently he's claiming squatters rights. will be out by mid 2018

 

[Goat]

Still has 3 weeks of his contract left.

So thats around 150k left.

 

[COYBL25]

The club have officially released him yeah. Knowing us though we're probably still letting him use the facilities over the summer to keep fit whilst he looks for a new club, like we did with Hibbert and Osman. I wouldn't have a problem with that, he seems a nice guy who the rest of the squad likes.

He hasn't been fit for three years mate, it's gonna take more than the Summer

 

[4737carlin]

Nice one Roberto, cheers for that

 

[JammyP]

Bye then. Thanks for trying