Arrested in Thailand

[Li Tie]

I feel like I need to wash my keyboard every time I come in this thread.

Does it excite you that much?

 

[GwladysPhil]

I feel like I need to wash my keyboard every time I come in this thread.

Disgusting Bruce, expect better from you.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Got my bail hearing tomorrow to check I haven't fled the country. I didn't fancy a Thai Tommy Lee Jones on my tail so I will be present and correct at the courthouse in the morning.

Fingers crossed it will be fine and I will remain on bail for Christmas and New year.

It's some consolation that due to the time difference Everton don't disappoint me until much later in the day over here.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Got my bail hearing tomorrow to check I haven't fled the country. I didn't fancy a Thai Tommy Lee Jones on my tail so I will be present and correct at the courthouse in the morning.

Fingers crossed it will be fine and I will remain on bail for Christmas and New year.

It's some consolation that due to the time difference Everton don't disappoint me until much later in the day over here.

Are you using your "exceptional standing and reputation on an online football forum" in your defence? I hope so. Get the defence lawyer to use the overhead projector to slap GOT up in the courthouse and give some examples of your fine posting. A the very least @GrandOldTeam might be able to flog a few extra mishmashes.

 

[Li Tie]

Seeing all of the fat gammon heads walking about with young Thai girls is so depressing. When I was over there I saw quite a few treating them really badly. Losers.

Pattaya is mostly Indians and Russians now. You can tell who comes from which country pretty easily - the Russians are usually always the worst dressed - I'm talking gingham 3/4er length pants - whilst the Indians and other South Asian and Middle Eastern men aren't far behind with their jogging pants.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Are you using your "exceptional standing and reputation on an online football forum" in your defence? I hope so. Get the defence lawyer to use the overhead projector to slap GOT up in the courthouse and give some examples of your fine posting. A the very least @GrandOldTeam might be able to flog a few extra mishmashes.

Despite being utterly morally despicable I've never been in GOT clink or even had a thread ban.

This forms the main argument of my defence.

Please send a file and GOT mug baked in a cake.

 

[witchdoc187]

Seeing all of the fat gammon heads walking about with young Thai girls is so depressing. When I was over there I saw quite a few treating them really badly. Losers.

I was offered kids out there in Vietnam and Colombia. Dunno if I just look like a paedo but it was absolutely shocking. I met an American guy in Colombia who told me he could get loads of beak and access to children who can't speak whatever the hell that means. The first time I've ever seen evil in someone's eyes. Why the hell did he tell me that?I managed to get him kicked out the hotel and his photo distributed in hotels throughout the city but it was really messed up. In Vietnam in a restaurant with three mates the manager asked us if we wanted anything else, opened a door and there was a girl about 7 stood there. Scary as hell

 

[Jimishorts]

Good luck mate

 

[larrygobfiend]

I was offered kids out there in Vietnam and Colombia. Dunno if I just look like a paedo but it was absolutely shocking. I met an American guy in Colombia who told me he could get loads of beak and access to children who can't speak whatever the hell that means. The first time I've ever seen evil in someone's eyes. Why the hell did he tell me that?I managed to get him kicked out the hotel and his photo distributed in hotels throughout the city but it was really messed up. In Vietnam in a restaurant with three mates the manager asked us if we wanted anything else, opened a door and there was a girl about 7 stood there. Scary as hell

That's vile, mate. It's everywhere over in that neck of the woods.

 

[Li Tie]

That's vile, mate. It's everywhere over in that neck of the woods.

Just how big are these woods?

Vietnam and Colombia covers a huge area.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Despite being utterly morally despicable I've never been in GOT clink or even had a thread ban.

This forms the main argument of my defence.

Please send a file and GOT mug baked in a cake.

Well there you have it - surely case dismissed as soon as they hear of you being a good upstanding online citizen.

 

[canuckblue]

Well there you have it - surely case dismissed as soon as they hear of you being a good upstanding online citizen.

Don't know if being a GOT poster is necessarily a good character reference, though.

 

[COYBL25]

Are you using your "exceptional standing and reputation on an online football forum" in your defence? I hope so. Get the defence lawyer to use the overhead projector to slap GOT up in the courthouse and give some examples of your fine posting. A the very least @GrandOldTeam might be able to flog a few extra mishmashes.

@Joey66 is currently drafting out your defence documents as we speak.

I can guarantee that once the court sets on eyes on them, they will release you immediately out sheer pity.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Well there you have it - surely case dismissed as soon as they hear of you being a good upstanding online citizen.

As long as my hard drive and browser history aren't called as witnesses I have a fighting chance.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

@Joey66 is currently drafting out your defence documents as we speak.

I can guarantee that once the court sets on eyes on them, they will release you immediately out sheer pity.

Maybe he could even turn up for his court appearance dressed as Changy?