Arrested in Thailand

[Diogenes the Cynic]

I know Thai jails are meant to be tough but wow.

Surely it's against some human rights law to lock someone up and force them to watch Everton?

I spent a lot of hours in the cell constructing Everton teams and formations and going over the squad.

It was to pass the time and try to distract myself and calm me down. It only made me more furious with Koeman and Walsh so I gave it up.

 

[OnlyBlueWillDo]

I'm still here, been a busy few days.

It's good news.

Lab test came back from Bangkok saying no drug was present so whatever was in that bag it wasn't a drug.

The police made a report to say no case however chief of police refused to sign and i had to wait for forensic officer to be interviewed and for it be be agreed by provincial police and then Chief signed it off.

Had to wait a few weeks for that but it was processed to the prosecution this week. Case was dropped yesterday and I just picked up my passport from the court.

I can come home.

Brilliant news that mate, back of the net!

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Kiss the tarmac x

I'm actually considering going full John Paul II on touchdown.

My nan would have definitely approved.

 

[Professor Toffee]

I'm actually considering going full John Paul II on touchdown.

My nan would have definitely approved.

you home yet ? Hope so x

 

[mawders]

[QUOTE="RomanReigns, post: 6842335, member: 36093"]

i wish our players put in as much effort as his lawyers.[/QUOTE]

Corrected

justice for diogenes #J96 #YNWA #5times

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

you home yet ? Hope so x

I've just got into town, having a well earned pint in Spoons on my way home.

Absolutely freezing my nipples off. Plus apparently I'm speaking like a foreigner, i was asked by the barmaid if I'm just here for the day.

 

[canuckblue]

I've just got into town, having a well earned pint in Spoons on my way home.

Absolutely freezing my nipples off. Plus apparently I'm speaking like a foreigner, i was asked by the barmaid if I'm just here for the day.

Well, seeing as you just got in from Thailand, she probably has you down as a kopite day-tripper.

 

[Professor Toffee]

I've just got into town, having a well earned pint in Spoons on my way home.

Absolutely freezing my nipples off. Plus apparently I'm speaking like a foreigner, i was asked by the barmaid if I'm just here for the day.

welcome home x

 

[Philw]

i was asked by the barmaid if I'm just here for the day

In...

 

[MrPerfectNot]

I've just got into town, having a well earned pint in Spoons on my way home.

Absolutely freezing my nipples off. Plus apparently I'm speaking like a foreigner, i was asked by the barmaid if I'm just here for the day.

Welcome home. And be sure to circle back to that barmaid, because you have a story to tell....

 

[Tubey]

You on the next series of Banged Up Abroad then mate?

 

[Yarrgh]

I've just got into town, having a well earned pint in Spoons on my way home.

Absolutely freezing my nipples off. Plus apparently I'm speaking like a foreigner, i was asked by the barmaid if I'm just here for the day.

Did you have a red footy shirt on to get that question?

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Did you have a red footy shirt on to get that question?

I actually felt like she thought I was a Kopite which was very unsavoury.

I feel sorry for innocent foreign travellers who get tarred with that brush.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

You on the next series of Banged Up Abroad then mate?

I'm going to write my story down instead once I sober up and the antibiotics have done their job.

 

[maccavennie]

You need to go back to Thailand mate, you forgot your phone charger