Arrested in Thailand

[Diogenes the Cynic]

I bedded a June in Thailand and ended up with aids.

well let's hope its a different June, I wouldn't want to catch that again.

 

[bol-uk]

hhmmm

 

[The binman chronicles]

well let's hope its a different June, I wouldn't want to catch that again.

At this difficult time, you need as much aides as you can. Might be worth shouting out that you need aides when you next find yourself incarcerated and there looks to be all sorts of unsavoury chaps around you...

Just hold on to the thought that the worse the experience is, the bigger the cheque the TV execs will be writing out to you. Then who will be laughing as you drive your blue Ferrari around Woolton. Unfortunately sitting on a rubber ring though, swings and roundabouts.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

At this difficult time, you need as much aides as you can. Might be worth shouting out that you need aides when you next find yourself incarcerated and there looks to be all sorts of unsavoury chaps around you...

Just hold on to the thought that the worse the experience is, the bigger the cheque the TV execs will be writing out to you. Then who will be laughing as you drive your blue Ferrari around Woolton. Unfortunately sitting on a rubber ring though, swings and roundabouts.

I'll bear that in mind ha thanks mate

 

[larbert toffee]

Hahaha I've already checked. Although knowing my luck I now have syphilis.

A further tip 'Chia hapumanda' means wrong hole though I gather this may not get you into anymore trouble.

 

[GrumpyBlue]

Hope everything is ok Mr D. X

 

[Connor]

Bloody hell.

Thought this was going to be a GOT gold pisstake but alas.

Best of luck to you mate.

 

[YoboCopter]

Take a selfie bro
Itll go viral deffo

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Take a selfie bro
Itll go viral deffo

I juuuuust got bail mate ha, I'm in processing now with bizzies all around, possibly might give that a miss.

the processing girls are giving me cakes and sweets, so much nicer than having to ration a cup of water all day off the police.

 

[evertonarntwe]

bloody hell lad naughty that

my mate was travelling around tailand a couple of years back and they tried something similar, he was at a party someone was assaulted ( a local ) and they arrested my friend who had absolutely nothing to do with it ( wasn't even aware of an assault taken place ) they charged him saying the same things plead guilty for a reduced sentence etc, he never and the charges where dropped a few weeks later

don't want to get your hopes up or nothing but I wouldn't advise pleading guilty, just do the stuff everyone else has said lawyers embassy etc

hope its all sorted soon mate

 

[Yarrgh]

Do you have your passport? Can you bail out of Thailand? I don't know what the repercussions for that are once you are out of the country though. I doubt they'd chase you over a fraction of a gram.

 

[Walken]

You need to find the top boy in there Frank and eat his pudding

Once you've done that my mates in Thailand are basically saying insist on recieveing UK consulate support before doing anything

 

[COYBL25]

PM @Joey66

He`s well versed in the ways of Johnny foreigner and all international law and treaties.

If you appoint him as the go between with the Thai authorities and the British authorities, I can guarantee that once they speak to Joey they won`t be able to release you quickly enough.

 

[sageyefc]

You're amongst frànds now, be honest were the drugs yours

 

[COYBL25]

You're amongst frànds now, be honest were the drugs yours

lol