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As useless as an ejector seat in a helicopter.
What if it ejects you sideways? Or downwards?
As healthy as Sam Allardyce's diet
Was waiting for that
Black over Bill's Muvva's
As useful as a one legged man in an arsp kicking contest ... got that out of your Beanos
sdk
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During my childhood, when the temperature dropped, my father used to refer to it being either "colder than a witch's tit" or "colder than a well-digger's arse."
It always seemed odd to me, in that we were in sunny California and it was rarely all that cold, so I guess he just liked talking tits and arse with his children.
It always seemed odd to me, in that we were in sunny California and it was rarely all that cold, so I guess he just liked talking tits and arse with his children.
"Saft as a bottle of pop" is a saying round here although can't see the link to pop, lol
Maybe a local saying for "mad as a box of frogs"
Maybe a local saying for "mad as a box of frogs"
notrevE5
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"mad as a box of frogs" a great saying but a rather strange and questionable one, I mean have you ever seen a load of frogs inside a box who had become somewhat looney as well? Hmm, come to think of it..
BainesontoastNEW
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Probably because being enclosed in a box would drive them mad"mad as a box of frogs" a great saying but a rather strange and questionable one, I mean have you ever seen a load of frogs inside a box who had become somewhat looney as well? Hmm, come to think of it..
A long while back a female named Sally, a member of the HR Dept. where I once worked, wanted me sacked because I told her "She was about as useful as an overcoat in a heatwave". When everyone started referring to her as "Sally Overcoat" she claimed it was causing her stress and anxiety which, of course, was my fault.
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