2018/19 Ashley Williams

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I still have nightmares about him being sent back and actually having to interact with our now harmonised squad.

I bet a Michael Keane does too

 

[Blue 1]

Hate seeing this thread in the Everton forum.

 

[Yarrgh]

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

We know Williams is a pie junky.

 

[Yarrgh]

The Red Echo gloated over how well he and the other clown Bolassie are doing now they have left us.

If Everton went on an unlikely winning streak and picked up a league and FA cup double, that rag would have a pull out commemorative special edition on Salah getting to 50 goals, and a back page spread theorising on Slippy masterminding a comeback to take the rs to league glory.

 

[goodisonopheliac]

Williams? Doing well? At what? Getting sent off? Eating pies?

I don't want to be a body fascist or anything but Williams looks so out of shape. I hope Jags doesn't end up looking like him, I saw a recent picture of him training on the Everton Twitter and he had visible mantits

Shocking player. Should never, ever have signed him.

I hope you like it in Stoke you fat mess!

PLEASE don't tell me you think he's a good player.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Remember when he went out of his way to get sent off twice last season to put a halt the the continued embarrassment he must have felt still being on the field of play and stinking the gaff out? Followed of course by pulling his shirt over his head and faking a pained expression on his grid.

 

[Nyhus]

What children in here.

 

[blueloon]

An unbelievable 40 yard pass from Ashley splits the Danish defence to set up Bale who scores for Wales . Only Ashley can slip on his arse and produce a wonder pass!

 

[Blueclouds]

This guy gave me nightmares
His first season was ok. Hope the club have learnt from this. Dont buy players at the end of their career.

 

[marsh]

Is he returning aswell? Bet a few panicked when they seen this on page one haha

 

[Frang]

has got one eye on a sneeky return to Everton..

 

[Big_nev]

He's the type of fella who promises a quiet night out with the lads and then incites a riot in Weatherspoon's because somebody bumped in to him. Absolute fat mess. He's a cross between Jason Lee and Steve McNulty.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

See Williams has come out in an interview and said "I've got 5 months left on my Everton contract, and I would like to see those months out back in the prem with them before I make a decision on what's next"

 

[MikeH72]

Absolute skid mark of a man.

 

[Yarrgh]

Vegan sausage rolls? That's all that's worrying Ash this January.