Bolasie has never been great in his life unless you’re a Soccer AM Showboat-watching Banter Claus who loves a sesh with the lads in Zante and your favourite song is Big Shaq.
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Bolasie has never been great in his life unless you’re a Soccer AM Showboat-watching Banter Claus who loves a sesh with the lads in Zante and your favourite song is Big Shaq.
jolteon101
Player Valuation: £1m
Fulham might be interested, would prefer him to go to Celtic though.
Williams; his best days were just about leaving him when we came in for him.
Gylfi; his “stats” covered up his massive inability to get involved and take control of games. Massively overrated
Keane; was part of a structured team and was nowhere near the standout performer, wasn’t even their best defender
Bolasie; hahahahahahahaha
Davy Naismith I have no comment on because I didn’t see him prior to us signing
Lord Buckethead
Player Valuation: £35m
You mean Gylfi's outstanding ability to make and score goals covered up he's not a good footballer?
Keane was getting in the England team on the back of his Burnley performances
Williams was the only thing keeping Swansea up, was pretty much universally welcomed by Evertonians when he joined.
Bolasile? might give you that one, but he was pretty effective when he first joined
Ashley Williams was injured playing for Wales V Mexico last night. More as it comes in.
chrismpw
Player Valuation: £70m
Shoulder.
Not required for a proper footballer unless they're in goals. Should just play on.
Outstanding ability hahahaha behave, you mean a couple of deadball deliveries got diverted in by a couple of grocks
Carlton Palmer once made the England team so that’s no barometer;
Williams was still coming to the end of his best;
And bolasie has always been crap, the fact that after 300 attempts one of his spoon crosses meets its intend target is no level of effectiveness
orly
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It's Sszzzzzzzpurty being edgy again.
Lord Buckethead
Player Valuation: £35m
Behave silly human.
orly
Please check with me for Blammo criteria
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mightymoyes
Player Valuation: £70m
no way, that would increase gerrards chances of success 10 fold
jolteon101
Player Valuation: £1m
I think he would do well in Scotland, especially under Rodgers.
34-year-old Kris Boyd was the top goal scorer this season FFS, he should be able to manage that, shouldn't he?!
dancing llama
Player Valuation: £750k
Ramos should be jailed for assault!!!! Oh no wait lollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollol
Stanley Parker
Player Valuation: £15m
Bolasie has put on several impressive displays at Goodison - as a Palace player.
After the Everton v United semifinal, I went to the Palace v Watford semifinal the next day. Bolasie put in a great performance and was undoubtedly the Man of the Match.
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