Let me translate for you all.
Ashley= rings manager at Coutt's bank and explains he is unemployed.
Bank Manager= tell's Ashley to get his agent to contact EFC as they are a joke of a football club and will employ anyone 'over the hill'.
Ashley= rings manager at Coutt's, 'Suckers employing me on 12 month deal, extra few million coming our way'
Bank Manager (based In London) 'Nice, can you get me some tickets for a Liverpool home game, for me and my son'.
Ashley= No Problem.