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Not mentioned anywhere bizarrely, but he took part in Stiliyan Petrov's charity match here in Sofia last night and was largely garbage against pensioners, hitting the post instead of scoring with an open goal, 5 feet out or so.
This is incredible and made me chuckle.
Can't find highlights (and cba clipping for myself), but it was definitely something to see - he actually ran faster than the mummified corpse of Henrik Larsson to reach the ball and miss an open goal and fall over. Everton that.
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
You say he was playing pensioners but he was the oldest man on the pitch.
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Tim's tourettes
Player Valuation: £10m
I suffer from fatigue right hand. It's no joke. Started suffering in my early teens and have now developed it again as the wife has left me
Sadly getting a blank screen here mert
Set pieces were absolutely shocking again.
For someone with such experience playing for top sides, his distribution has been pathetic
For someone with such experience playing for top sides, his distribution has been pathetic
Some of the easiest to defend set pieces you will ever see
Needs a sand wedge cable tied to his big sweaty boot to beat the first man. Jeez this is an Everton fullback, how far we've sunk in rapid fashion.
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