2024/25 Ashley Young

[blueblood]

I think Netflix are paying him to make some sort of undercover, football based Ant and Dec/Jeremy Beadle type set up. At the end of the season when we’re relegated he’ll present us with a comedy trophy for being victims of such a great gag. We’ll be left confused about whether to be angry about relegation, or celebrate winning such a prestigious trophy in our final season at Goodison.

 

[KaiserEFC]

I’m not being funny but they probably sit around having meetings regarding the state of the team and recruitment talking about what they can do to improve etc without a shred of irony when this bloke is out on the training field moving about like the snail from SpongeBob SquarePants.

How does a PL club sign 50 yo Ashley Young, it’s genuinely incredible when you think about it

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

…he came on to replace McNeil at LB and we looked defensively better for that change. Ndiaye replaced Beto which clearly didn’t work.

Ndiaye played the whole game

 

[stamullenblue]

…he came on to replace McNeil at LB and we looked defensively better for that change. Ndiaye replaced Beto which clearly didn’t work.

Didnt work tonight is right. Beto should not be anywhere near a premiership team in the first place 60 minutes of absolute muck.
As for Young there is actually nothing left to say !! madness !

 

[blueblood]

I’m not being funny but they probably sit around having meetings regarding the state of the team and recruitment talking about what they can do to improve etc without a shred of irony when this bloke is out on the training field moving about like the snail from SpongeBob SquarePants.

How does a PL club sign 50 yo Ashley Young, it’s genuinely incredible when you think about it

And even more incredible that having seen how terrible he is, decide to give him another contract!

 

[KaiserEFC]

And even more incredible that having seen how terrible he is, decide to give him another contract!

So I’ve had a long break from Everton and don’t follow football much at all anymore, are you actually telling me that this isn’t his first season here?

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

Lads if he doesn't have a contract he won't afford his heating bill this winter have a heart eh.

 

[MikeH72]

I have never, and I mean NEVER, hated a football player as much as him in my entire life. And I include everyone that’s ever played for Liverpool in that.

 

[larbert toffee]

The only shock was the referee didn't give them the stonewall pen when he completely mistimed his challenge in the 88th minute.

Mistimed yet again though I suspect he's just too slow to get there at the correct time these days.
IWe can't even say cheerio Ashley thanks for the memories, he's been a nightmare.

 

[Tommy Chong]

I'm more convinced than ever now that Young has something incriminating on Dyche, which he uses to extort himself a position in the starting XI.

Young must have stumbled onto Dyche's secret weekend hobby which must be something really bad, like Dyche enjoys dressing in drag and performing in cabaret shows. And Young had the sense of mind to snap a few pics on his phone.

 

[yorkiebarkidmark3]

it just had to be young who missed the losing penalty didn’t it? Dyche did it on purpose i reckon he taught him that in training for this to happen

 

[Izzy1878]

I like Neil Maupay more than this fella.

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

I have never, and I mean NEVER, hated a football player as much as him in my entire life. And I include everyone that’s ever played for Liverpool in that.

Even Michael Keane?

 

[MikeH72]

Even Michael Keane?

Yes.

 

[Mozza1987]

Laughable we gave this joker another contract