@ashtonian forum stag do.

[Bungle]

Which one is Ash, just to avoid confusion ?

He's in the boot whilst she sends the best man on his way

 

[Ashtonian]

are you going to wear a hat to your wedding lad ?? you're gonna need something to hide the big thumbprint on your head.

Sometimes it's easier to just agree to everything

I have no idea anymore what she is buying for the wedding. just let her get whatever she wants

 

[The Cowboy]

Sometimes it's easier to just agree to everything

I have no idea anymore what she is buying for the wedding. just let her get whatever she wants

Times to just agree to everything:

Colour of paint for the dining room
Does her dress look ok
Who's parents you go to this Christmas

Times you don't agree to everything:

Your personal liberty
Your personal property

 

[Ashtonian]

Times to just agree to everything:

Colour of paint for the dining room
Does her dress look ok
Who's parents you go to this Christmas

Times you don't agree to everything:

Your personal liberty
Your personal property

Haha no we do have ground rules in things like that. like for arguments sake when I get paid if I want something I buy it. no dictating , i earned it I get to treat myself.

Other than that it's just easier to say yes and least she is happy

 

[The Cowboy]

Haha no we do have ground rules in things like that. like for arguments sake when I get paid if I want something I buy it. no dictating , i earned it I get to treat myself.

Other than that it's just easier to say yes and least she is happy

sure, Smithers.

 

[Bungle]

Haha no we do have ground rules in things like that. like for arguments sake when I get paid if I want something I buy it. no dictating , i earned it I get to treat myself.

Other than that it's just easier to say yes and least she is happy

Can you post a picture of her bent over the sofa and a 2 litre coke bottle slightly protruding out of her minge please mate? Would just help us understand the dynamics of the relationship a little more.

Thanks

 

[Donald Twain]

Can you post a picture of her bent over the sofa and a 2 litre coke bottle slightly protruding out of her minge please mate? Would just help us understand the dynamics of the relationship a little more.

Thanks

Oh dear God !

 

[COYBL25]

Can you post a picture of her bent over the sofa and a 2 litre coke bottle slightly protruding out of her minge please mate? Would just help us understand the dynamics of the relationship a little more.

Thanks

Good Lord, NO !!!!!!!

 

[Bungle]

Oh dear God !

Good Lord, NO !!!!!!!

Do you know something I don't? Has she got an awful vagina?

 

[COYBL25]

Do you know something I don't? Has she got an awful vagina?

I just got a terrible flashback of something similar I saw at Sticky Vickys in Benidorm a few years ago. It scarred me more than finding out what a Mandingo was

Thanks @Sapie88

 

[scratchnsurf]

Can you post a picture of her bent over the sofa and a 2 litre coke bottle slightly protruding out of her minge please mate? Would just help us understand the dynamics of the relationship a little more.

Thanks

Back comes the avatar and it's just like old times.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

Can you post a picture of her bent over the sofa and a 2 litre coke bottle slightly protruding out of her minge please mate? Would just help us understand the dynamics of the relationship a little more.

Thanks

nice one you little ewok you x

 

[Moomin]

Can you post a picture of her bent over the sofa and a 2 litre coke bottle slightly protruding out of her minge please mate? Would just help us understand the dynamics of the relationship a little more.

Thanks

I'd like to interject here and say could we not swap the bottle for Cherry Tango just in case it's that time of the month.

 

[Gladystweet]

Do you know something I don't? Has she got an awful vagina?

Awful? It'll be ruined if it's got a coke bottle slightly protruding.

Which end of the bottle by the way?......and what litre?

Just to help my imagination...

Edit. 2 litre. Nice.

 

[Gladystweet]

I'd like to interject here and say could we not swap the bottle for Cherry Tango just in case it's that time of the month.