RufusCat
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And if the worst happens, make sure you finish your pint first.100m across.
For reference the dinosaur one was 6-9 miles across. So this is hardly a planet killer.
Still wouldn't want it to land on the uk though!
The dust reflecting sunlight might get us out of global warming, for a few decades.
Don't live near the coast. Whatever you do, don't spend millions building a football stadium near the coast.