Bad Word Disease

[Sharpys top lip]

Nob-gag......dont know why. But everyone gets called it!!

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Apparently Moyes recently asked BK to stump up 20 million top buy Arshavin. Bill replied '' You're joking, aren't you? With that haircut and those rosy cheeks You're not spending 20 million of my money on such a bad melt''. Moyes proceeded to scream ''CHICO, YOU QUEG!!!''

I call my little boy 'Narky nob' when he spits his dummy out. but I'm a bad melt.

 

[Welton Toffee]

I must admit, any time anyone asks me something I don't know the answer to/don't want to answer, I throw a few 'yer mar's out

Insults I'm digging at the moment....

Numpty
Knob Shanks
Numb Nuts
Jerk off (inspired by the brilliantly named Russian player, Zhirkov)

 

[Vim Fuego]

Windowlicker is another favourite of mine.

 

[Rich316]

slagwaggon love that word

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

people who refer to you as "hun" really get on my whazz, they of a certain type as well, chav mums in their 30's, walking round in their ugg boots/ velvet tracky bottoms/ loads of slap/bluetooth on their ear at all times, never do shag all but are in a rush and have to associate with the most affluent people they can find, which usually turn out to be people just like them who are living their lives in a false enviroment where all that matters is the impression that they are loaded.....when in reality they are usually debted up to their foundation line and havent got a pot to piss in.......... i shall enjoy this credit crunch i reckon, sure i'll have to cut back on a few things but the "huns" of this world are the ones that will fall the furthest.
i dont use the term but i know a few who do.
*this could also be in the "what gets your goat" thread.....is there a way of linking it across ?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

as opposed to melt i usually refer to mrs b.o.g. as a soft mare i think it was billy corkhill who i 1st heard use it or may have been bobby grant, either way its eightiestastic.

 

[coyney]

as opposed to melt i usually refer to mrs b.o.g. as a soft mare i think it was billy corkhill who i 1st heard use it or may have been bobby grant, either way its eightiestastic.

I always call mine her who must be obeyed or slippy knickers but you struck a chord with Hun its another thats come with the son in laws family when my daughters onthe phone to her mother in law or sister in law its Hun this andHun that and it sounds so phoney I feel like grabbing the phone ann whacking her with it